Frederick

Okay no one's going to get this. The answer was Encounters at the End of the World. I shall post a new cap from another film tomorrow. <watch this space!>

I like it, a lot. Disagree about it needing bells and whistles or (God forbid) 'concept'. This is Megan Fox in underwear, that's all anyone needs to know.

Am I going to like this?!

Inglourious Basterds

Might be time to re-name this thread "Very good players from the '90s that everyone remembers just fine".

Told you. Didn't matter that neither side looked much good, I knew a inexplicable moment was going to work against sooner or later. Its not that I'd written these two games off, I just had a feeling that we'd run out of gas. Milner looks tired, I'm sure we'll rest a few for the FA Cup. Gotta keep on truckin', though!

Yes!

FINALLY. Anyway, on with the show...

Revolutionary Road??

The Aviator?

Sad but inevitable. The key is to bounce back, rather than wither away and die, like last season. Also, our little fantasy league is hotting up!

Catch Me If You Can? Is that Leo? Yes, no, maybe?! GAHHHHH

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to you, Baby. As for Limerlight, well I'm sure you're currently grooving to Wot Gorilla as I type, so you're all set. God speed, friends.

Lyrics to my song about Liverpool. Set to a techno beat, probably! SHANKLY SHANKLY RUSH RUSH DALGLISH HANSEN BAAAAAARRRRRNEEEEZZZZ PAISLEY PAISLEY RUSH RUSH KEEGAN THOMPSON BAAAAAARRRRRNEEEEZZZZ TERRY SAMMY RUSHY JOEY JIMMY KENNY RONNIE TOMMY! (repeat forever)

SNL accusing someone else of living in the past? Wow, I'd call that a glaring lack of self-awareness, to say the very least.

Its not about Liverpool at all, its just the law of averages say we'll slip up sooner rather than later. I mean its very unlikely anyone in the league is going to play us off the park (the only team to do so this season was Wigan!) with the team we have, but a few dodgy refereeing decisions (like at Blackburn and West Ham) and who knows? I think after the pathetic way we ended last season I've decided to be extra, extra cautious about things, so as to avoid the migraines I endured back then. I want 4th and a cup but I'm scared to consider it a realistic possibility at this stage.

Oh mama, Villa beat Stoke! Tough, edgy stuff but we knew it would be. Great goal, as usual; even better result. And now BVB are fourth in the Bundesliga! Barrios is a phenom, I can't wait for him to sign for Bayern! Or Roberto Mancini's Manchester City! Ed, your boys took a helluva beating down at Fratton Park. Torres, for all his undoubted talent, is really starting to become a whiny little brat. Seemed determined to get in trouble, while his teammates all looked thoroughly second rate throughout. Granted, they were playing a well organised team! Still, I fear our impending fixtures. Arsenal and Liverpool back-to-back. Oh God!

DATS A WRAP TEHEHE Got to be honest, Michael, your boys took a hell of a beating. Terrible strategy, too; you play two physical titans in Jones and Bent and yet the midfield almost completely ignore them, instead deciding to launch a ridiculous torrent of utterly woeful shots from outside the box. As you said before, a team lacking in confidence. Almost certain Stoke will beat us on Saturday, though.

Hopefully the mere sight of Brad Guzan sitting on the bench will put fear in the hearts of your players!

Hahahaha, that was great! For that zinger I almost forgive Shearer for his years of petulance and referee bullying. Michael, we're coming for you on Tuesday!