HitchcockBlonde

It's St Andrew's Day here, want some haggis/neeps/tatties? (sidenote, your dedication to posting pics is inspiring and I mean that, I wish I could do that )

Is that a hickey? That doesn't sound like a real explanation in the slightest VS, hire this woman. Now that I'm done my catch-up, holy shit Maria is glowing and Luma too, that's the seat I would have wanted.

Her hair and her body are almost the same shade, so there's colour coordination, at least?

@Limerlight can't keep disappearing, I'll miss you posting Daft Punk Speaking of, how fucking hype am I? So fucking hype. The visuals on this album are insane. Party Monster is my new House of Balloons, I think, needed a new, good lying to myself song.

^^ the same, can't forget to finish it this year though haha Margot Robbie Elsa Hosk Lais Ribeiro Luma Grothe Blanca Padilla Jasmine Tookes

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Have you all never heard of exes being friends? Calm down kids, I'm friends with all most of mine. Pole is a brilliant workout, like, those fucking abs/thighs/god pole girls have tho Re: everything else: lol And that's my nonvaluable contribution for the day

Hey, hey, didn't say I hated wine, just said it's for pussies when you're playing drinking games I literally have a bottle of prosecco on my night stand lol I'm going to find the inventor of timezones and kick their ass Clearly it's in order of who they hate most

I was left out too love, let's make our own drinking game This forum (It's the sign of the cross) My own personal drinking game, dragged out from last year: Liquors involved: Bottle of merlot*, four bottles of akvavit, lots of cider, bottle of tequila (?), Koskenkorva Salmiakki**, and like seven different whiskies because it's Scotland *wine is for pussies, but probably the safest option in this sort of game **war flashbacks, jesus fucking christ ***vodka is not allowed in my house because no one likes it but whatever, if it's your thing Take a sip: hair flip, all that fucking pointing, winking, dancing, heart hands, drawing a heart, blowing kisses, shimmying, anything done on the runway Take a shot: bodybyiza's signature pose, boyfriends/husbands/whatever in the audience, ed monica john or all three, mention of social media, one of the segments is about a non angel, something we've already seen in the run-up is shown, backstage shot Finish your glass: performer smacks an ass, 'wardrobe malfunction', someone mentions alessandra Finish your neighbour's glass: the show isn't a fucking shitshow

Drunk shits setting off fireworks up on the mountain/volcano Decent view, I guess

What's your team? Revision revision revision, exams are in a month and I'm already being told to revise, I hate uni

You didn't even get the best version of this gif Give me the gif king crown, I win Anyway, I find it hilarious that some of you are acting like the shoe problem is new/ever gonna change. My drinking game* purposely does not include completely out of fucking place shoes** *it does, however, include girls crying about getting casted so it's time for pres, anyone want to come over? **straight up what the fuck was exotic butterflies

Still need the version with Power

Wrong font colour Try shipping from the UK to the US sometime, I keep regretting my decisions to promise presents I'm so grateful for the Wednesday do fuck all policy at my uni.

Oh god I read this as Taylor Swift No mate? My ex is Argentine and she gave me a bombilla for my birthday and I'm kind of addicted to making mate.... mate itself, not so much, I've got Irn-Bru, and it's sweeter Kendall's birthday is today I think, I'm interested in how they're going to market her this year/what will come out of her fittings and such. Especially with what happened to her (half) sister in Paris. Dramaaaaa

Not a bodysuit, but they should do something like this again

Lest we forget She's shorter than Bruno too No need to be bitter lol, the performers are pretty much the only thing keeping this shitshow on CBS. The ratings are tanking. Golden days are over. No one cares about VS anymore, they're there for the Weeknd and Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars. I, for one, am massively happy to see Starboy on the runway, it's way funnier with those gaps in the lyrics

What are the odds they'll recycle wings again, you think? It would be her first time. I'll check, but I'm pretty sure.

I swear I swear I swear on the Trinity this is the last time I change my set. I couldn't resist.

I see you out here taking my subtle music recs If only Blackpink had that kind of power....... blackpink in your areaaaa Cool Girl seems like the sort of song VS would go crazy for. Other ideas: Nick Jonas (I'd say Joe and DNCE for the drama of it all, given that Toothbrush is about Gigi or something lol), the Weeknd (less possible because 1. repeat and 2. Bella had that thing about not walking because her boyfriend was performing so good for Bella I guess), Niall Horan (the new Ed Sheeran as one of my friends called him haaaaaaaa reppin' Ireland though), Shawn Mendes, Fifth Harmony, Zara Larsson, Dua Lipa, Zayn (lol), Desiigner Those are the people killing pop radio right now, off the top of my head. Watch VS fuck me over and come up with people I don't care about/haven't considered.

I don't even know if this is salt but the world needs to see it

I have zero fucking clue how I kept up with last year's VSFS thread Here's praying I don't die at pres and I especially don't die at the Halloweekend warehouse parties I have evals next week

surprisingly few detractors, did ed eat them all or something

I like your colour choice, seasonal? I wish I had the time to be witty and intellectual on the VSFS topic gotta stay on brand @Stormbringer I'm trying to write something '''''important'''' here but with my scroll down Vita's ass is right there and how can I