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Model: Dioni x3 Actress: Tilda x3 Pose: Hana x1, Anne x2 Original: Iris x2, Magdalena x1 Group: Harper's Bazaar x3

Ariadne Artiles [7] Diana Villas Boas [9]

Until very recently, I knew nothing of St. Vincent but I'm currently quite taken with this little number...

Europe: 2.5

1. Astrid Berges-Frisbey 2. Zooey Deschanel 3. Roselyn Sanchez 4. Emma Watson 5. Gwyneth Paltrow 6. Erica Durance 7. Amber Heard 8. Milla Jovovich

Europe: 4

Model: Eniko x3 Actress: Angelina x1, Fan x2 Pose: Drew x1, Darla x2 Original: Nadja x3 Group: Italia x3

Coco Rocha [4] Marloes Horst [5] Hailey Clauson [0] Gisele Bundchen [4] Marisa Miller [1] Alyssa Miller [3]

Ariadne Artiles [3] Adriana Hodossyova [0]

It wouldn't be a Premier League season unless the Arsenal curse struck at least half a dozen times. Wenger's kind of lucky in a way - if Van Persie wasn't generally thought of as an injury prone player, one of Europe's top clubs would have whisked him away years ago. I feel your pain though - logged in yesterday to find half my first team listed as doubtful for the opening day.

Could well be completely wrong on this but Fabio I think is quite adept in both full-back positions, whereas Rafael is very one-footed and usually operates down the right. Fabio is a little cheaper than Rafael though, so if he's likely to play more games than his brother he's even more of a bargain. That being said, Chris Smalling has started at right-back in today's Community Shield game - so you never know, the Da Silvas could both end up warming the bench come opening day. It wouldn't be worth picking Sturridge just yet anyway as apparently, he's suspended for a red card received while playing for Bolton on the final day of last season. In general though, Villas Boas does seem to rate him and I still see him as a good bet to start a fair share of games this year.

Lucky, lucky Clooney. :persuazn: I'd say I wonder what his secret is, but I guess we all know it's this...

Ariadne Artiles [7] Lara Stone [4]

Curse you August for delaying September! :persuazn:

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Ariadne Artiles [2] Daniela Pinedo [2]

Noble Steed.

^These four in particular caught my eye, though there are probably more where that came from... Daniel Sturridge (Chelsea, £6.5m) - Razor-sharp in pre-season so far, wouldn't be at all surprised if he starts ahead of Drogba and perhaps even Torres. Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal, £5.5m) - Should become Wenger's first choice left-back in the absence of Clichy. You can always flog him when the Arsenal curse strikes and he gets injured. Victor Moses (Wigan, £4.5m) - Tipped by Martinez to fill the Nzogbia-shaped void at Wigan this year. Could be a good option for your bench. Shay Given (Aston Villa, £5.5m) - Favourable opening fixtures for Villa should see him rack up clean sheets like nobody's business in the early going.

Had planned on revisiting Batman: Arkham Asylum a little closer to October in preparation for the new one, but I got impatient and started early.

Max Factor: 2.5 Lancose: 1.5 Cover Girl: 2 Armani: 4 Timotei: 2.5 Armani Code: 2

Anahi Lips: 6 Smile: 6 Hair: 7.5 Eyes: 7 Nose: 6 Abs: 8.5 Cleavage: 7 Butt: 9 Legs: 9 Jarah Lips: 8.5 Smile: 7.5 Hair: 8.5 Eyes: 9 Nose: 9 Abs: 10 Cleavage: 10 Butt: 7.5 Legs: 8 Pania Lips: 8 Smile: 8 Hair: 9 Eyes: 10 Nose: 6.5 Abs: 10 Cleavage: 10 Butt: 9 Legs: 10 Alina Lips: 6 Smile: 6 Hair: 7.5 Eyes: 7 Nose: 7 Abs: 9 Cleavage: 8.5 Butt: 9 Legs: 9

Sorry Warpaint, you're now busted down to second place.

^Oh wow, great track. From your neck of the woods, donbot?

Zuzana Gregorova [0] Andrea Bagiova [1]