Michael*

Another tough one... Keira Knightley [1] Rachel McAdams [1]

Diana Morales [2] Flavia Lucini [1]

^ It seems Wengy is even clearing out players no-one has ever heard of. I caught Paul Merson's unique brand of expert analysis on Sky Sports after the United game and he's terribly cut up over the losses of Frabregash and Nazzery. In other news, it appears Steed Malbranque has already had his contract terminated with St. Etienne and made it known that he's on the verge of retirement. Whatever the reason, it's very sad to hear. One of my favourite red & whites ever and a joy to watch at his best - his double nutmeg of James Milner against Man City last year is permanently imprinted on my brain.

10

2.5

Shu x3

Aksana x3

Simone Villas Boas

4

2.5

Diana Morales [3] Jennifer Akerman [2]

Stadium of Light, Champions League venue? It'll never catch on. Freddy = Villa and Dortmund SS = Barca and Brugge eNe = Arsenal, Juve and Valencia Berno = Man Utd Baron = Portsmouth and Banfield Ed = Liverpool Enigma = Liverpool And I'm a Sunderland fan. Because someone has to be.

1-2. Olivia Wilde 3-4. Odette Yustman 5-6. Keira Knightley 7-8. Olga Kurylenko 9-10. Kate Beckinsale 11-12. Zoe Saldana 13-14. Diane Kruger 15-16. Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Edita

Alejandra Lips: 8 Smile: 6 Hair: 8 Eyes: 8 Nose: 6.5 Abs: 7 Cleavage: 6 Butt: 6 Legs: 8.5 Renata Lips: 8 Smile: 8.5 Hair: 7.5 Eyes: 7 Nose: 9 Abs: 9 Cleavage: 8.5 Butt: 9 Legs: 10 Shannan Lips: 7 Smile: 10 Hair: 9 Eyes: 9.5 Nose: 9 Abs: 8.5 Cleavage: 6 Butt: 6 Legs: 8.5

Europe: 4.5

Rather bizarre video posted on Man City's official site yesterday, in which Samir Nasri arrives at the club offices, meets a loitering Patrick Vieira in the corridor and is greeted by the sleazy, David Brent-esque figure of chief executive Garry Cook.

Victoria x3

QF1. Olivia Wilde QF2. Odette Yustman QF3. Charlize Theron QF4. Olga Kurylenko 9-16. Mary Elizabeth Winstead 9-16. Diane Kruger 9-16. Zoe Saldana 9-16. Jessica Lowndes

Diana Morales [5] Elle Macpherson [5]

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A game in which he didn't play a single recognised forward.

The fact that there's no Ant-Man or Wasp in this saddens me a little, but I'm still looking forward to it.

Tron Legacy

Both great but... Carola x3