Michael*

Gemma

Model: Isabeli x3 Actress: Odette x1, Barbie x2 Pose: Isabeli x1.5, Renata x1.5 Original: Josephine x3 Group: i-D x3

Laneige: 1 Maybelline: 2 Isa Knox: 2 Revlon: 2.5 Chloe: 2.5 Lancome: 3

Where Troubles Melt Like Lemon Drops x3

Europe: 2.5

Keira Knightley [7] Mia Wasikowska [2]

Ymre Stiekema [3] Diana Morales [7]

New Florence.

^Very cool stuff. Anyone for some new Florence + The Machine?

EF1. Olga Kurylenko EF2. Diane Kruger EF3. Natalie Portman EF4. Mila Kunis EF5. Odette Yustman EF6. Olivia Wilde EF7. Mary Elizabeth Winstead EF8. Zoe Saldana

Last night was my first sighting proper of the post-transplant Wazza and I have to say I'm a bit disappointed. I pictured him sporting the Fellaini look.

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A while back, I had about a six-month phase of thinking Scarlett was the business. Kinda lost interest after that, not really sure why. Europe: 3

Another tough one... Sigrid Agren [5] Ymre Stiekema[1]

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If it happens, we heard it from eNe first.

I hate you Llorente! There's something strange in Arsenal's neighbourhood, and it's almost certainly located in the board room rather than the dugout. Mata was expected to join them for months, but they supposedly dropped their interest last week (having allowed a £22m buy-out clause in his contract to expire) figuring Chelsea would trump any offer made by Wenger. But assuming the transfer of Nasri to Man City is still essentially a done deal, Arsenal have raked in almost 60 million quid in a week. Surely they have the cash now?

So according to the presenters of Sky's 'Sunday Supplement' programme, Seb Larsson's attempt to escape punishment for his (admittedly blatant) goal-line handball yesterday was worse than Joey Barton's effort to incriminate every other player on the park against Arsenal last weekend. Translation: Please Joey, don't slag me off or quote Machiavelli at me on Twitter.

Sigrid Agren [1] Almudena Fernandez [2]

Valeria x3

E3. Mary Elizabeth Winstead E4. Milla Jovovich F3. Amber Heard F4. Leighton Meester G3. Ashley Greene G4. Keira Knightley H3. Olga Kurylenko H4. Natalie Portman

Won x2 Lucy x1

Europe: 2

Early dominance at home turns into abject surrender when not immediately followed by goals. Young players overawed on the park while experienced heads warm the bench. Woefully short in at least four positions. Little to no resolve from the manager to plug said holes. Business as usual at the SOL, then.