Michael*

Noble Steed.

^These four in particular caught my eye, though there are probably more where that came from... Daniel Sturridge (Chelsea, £6.5m) - Razor-sharp in pre-season so far, wouldn't be at all surprised if he starts ahead of Drogba and perhaps even Torres. Kieran Gibbs (Arsenal, £5.5m) - Should become Wenger's first choice left-back in the absence of Clichy. You can always flog him when the Arsenal curse strikes and he gets injured. Victor Moses (Wigan, £4.5m) - Tipped by Martinez to fill the Nzogbia-shaped void at Wigan this year. Could be a good option for your bench. Shay Given (Aston Villa, £5.5m) - Favourable opening fixtures for Villa should see him rack up clean sheets like nobody's business in the early going.

Had planned on revisiting Batman: Arkham Asylum a little closer to October in preparation for the new one, but I got impatient and started early.

Max Factor: 2.5 Lancose: 1.5 Cover Girl: 2 Armani: 4 Timotei: 2.5 Armani Code: 2

Anahi Lips: 6 Smile: 6 Hair: 7.5 Eyes: 7 Nose: 6 Abs: 8.5 Cleavage: 7 Butt: 9 Legs: 9 Jarah Lips: 8.5 Smile: 7.5 Hair: 8.5 Eyes: 9 Nose: 9 Abs: 10 Cleavage: 10 Butt: 7.5 Legs: 8 Pania Lips: 8 Smile: 8 Hair: 9 Eyes: 10 Nose: 6.5 Abs: 10 Cleavage: 10 Butt: 9 Legs: 10 Alina Lips: 6 Smile: 6 Hair: 7.5 Eyes: 7 Nose: 7 Abs: 9 Cleavage: 8.5 Butt: 9 Legs: 9

Sorry Warpaint, you're now busted down to second place.

^Oh wow, great track. From your neck of the woods, donbot?

Zuzana Gregorova [0] Andrea Bagiova [1]

In the blue corner... :jimmy: ZUZANA GREGOROVA!!! And in the red corner... :knives: ANDREA BAGIOVA!!! Venue: unsafe bridge from Mortal Kombat.

^Rafael looks a sound investment if you're willing to relax the no-Man Utd policy - at £5.5m, he's pretty darn cheap for a player almost certain to start every week in a side that concede few goals. Should bag you a few assists, too. Now we are four - high fives all round!

Zuzana Gregorova [10] Julia Saner [2] New round will appear here... :morning:

Model: Du x3 Actress: Megan x3 Pose: Melissa x3 Original: Alyona x1, Myf x2 Group: Dress to Kill x1, V x2

Salma Hayek [1] Shannan Click [3] Simone Villas Boas [4] Daria Werbowy [4] Gemma Ward [3] Doutzen Kroes [2]

Clint. Clint Eastwood or Vivienne Westwood?

Gemma Ward [1] Karen Mulder [2]

Charles and Erik's lifelong friendship being condensed into one summer in the 60s was my one and only reservation about this. Apart from that, 'X-Men: First Class' was, erm, first class. See what I did there?

Cue the music... Yes, it's Fantasy Premier League time again! Will Messrs Ed and Freddy retain their titles? Will the mysterious Mr. Average make an appearance? Will Cesc Fabregas find long-awaited sanctuary on the Barcelona subs bench? Will Nemanja Vidic finally admit that he doesn't know how he gets away with it either? First deadline is 13 August (11:30 GMT) but free transfers appear to be unlimited until then. So if you're struck by a sudden urge to swap Chris Brunt for Jonathan Walters, or if Man City sign Sergio Aguero Lionel Messi the day after you pick your team - fear not. Classic League: 86795-177476 Head-to-Head League: 86795-177552

If we need someone to start up the league, my services are available. I'm already signed up and my team is picked.

Lilian x3

Darla Baker [3] Shanina Shaik [4] Georgina Stojiljkovic [2] Emanuela De Paula [5] Alessandra Ambrosio [1] Rachel McAdams [3]

Model: Edita x 3 Actress: Ashley x2, Monica x1 Pose: Gisele x3 Original: Malgosia x2, Bambi x1 Group: Vogue x2, Vanity Fair x1

2.2

Gemma Ward [9] Samantha Basalari [7]

Gemma Ward [7] Kate Harrison [3]