red_ed Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 POW! Right in the kisser! Meg: I kinda miss Uncle PatrickLois: Don't worry! I promised we could visit him once a month Chris: We can be his period! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill? Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible. Peter: Wrong, the ugly one! Peter: Aww man! I hate Trivial Pursuit, it always makes me feel so stupid. Brian: More stupid then that time you locked your keys out of the car? (Cut to Peter inside the car with his keys lying outside his car door.) Peter: Damn it! Hey! Hey! Somebody! Hey! Sir! Sir! Sir! You see those keys there? Sir! Si-! (man walks away) Screw you! (Sticks a bent straight hanger out of his window and trys to catch the keys on the hanger. The keys fall.) Oh waahhaahaaa! Brooke: Quagmire, will you accept this rose? Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body? Brooke: What? Quagmire: Yes. Quagmire: Peter, I can remember a dozen times when you've saved our asses (Peter walks through a door holding a sword,like in Pulp Fiction, to his friends tied up and gagged) Peter Griffin: Yeah, too bad I got there after the sodomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 "Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!" - Glen Quagmire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penny.lane Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Meg: I miss Uncle Patrick.Lois: Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jig Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Omg, the puke scene, HI-LA-RI-OUS http://www.alldumb.com/item/12706/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britt87 Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Omg, the puke scene, HI-LA-RI-OUS http://www.alldumb.com/item/12706/ That really cracked me up. I loved that one,LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrianas Llama Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 rotfl! omg i didnt even have to click to know what clip you were talking about! choice hilarity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Omg, the puke scene, HI-LA-RI-OUS http://www.alldumb.com/item/12706/ Bawahaha that was cool ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 I loved that scene. That had to be one of the best scenes. That and Stewie's commentary on Brian's novel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jig Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 I love the evil monkey too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horcrux Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 look at all the prostitutes. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. 7. 7 prostitutes.hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penny.lane Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Haha i saw that one lol, it was yesterday's episode i think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albaholic Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 That and Stewie's commentary on Brian's novel That scene rocked! I literally laughed so hard that I had to play it back to hear what I missed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 That and Stewie's commentary on Brian's novel That scene rocked! I literally laughed so hard that I had to play it back to hear what I missed! by the time it was done I had to force myself to breathe and I was clutching my stomach cause it hurt so much from all the laughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persuazn Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 STewie is the best "I said vaccum!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qball Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 (edited) Lois: Oh my God, what happened, Jimmy?Stewie: Yes Jimmy, what happened?Jimmy: I... fell. Edited December 19, 2005 by Qball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 . . . i sooooo love the episode where all the British people go to Quahog and buy up the bar!!! the stereotypes and accents and stuff crack me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persuazn Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrianas Llama Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 *bumps* bwhaha! yo! in a little game that one might call "voiding teh llamas ipod warranty" ive modded my ipod to have a family guy theme! Bwhaha it rocks im gonna have to take some piccies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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