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POW! Right in the kisser!
Meg: I kinda miss Uncle Patrick

Lois: Don't worry! I promised we could visit him once a month

Chris: We can be his period!

:rofl:

Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?

Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.

Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!

Peter: Aww man! I hate Trivial Pursuit, it always makes me feel so stupid.

Brian: More stupid then that time you locked your keys out of the car?

(Cut to Peter inside the car with his keys lying outside his car door.)

Peter: Damn it! Hey! Hey! Somebody! Hey! Sir! Sir! Sir! You see those keys there? Sir! Si-! (man walks away) Screw you! (Sticks a bent straight hanger out of his window and trys to catch the keys on the hanger. The keys fall.) Oh waahhaahaaa!

Brooke: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?

Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?

Brooke: What?

Quagmire: Yes.

Quagmire: Peter, I can remember a dozen times when you've saved our asses

(Peter walks through a door holding a sword,like in Pulp Fiction, to his friends tied up and gagged)

Peter Griffin: Yeah, too bad I got there after the sodomy.

:ninja:

"Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!" - Glen Quagmire

:rofl:

:ninja:

:rofl: I loved that scene. That had to be one of the best scenes. That and Stewie's commentary on Brian's novel :rofl:

I love the evil monkey too :p

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look at all the prostitutes. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.

7. 7 prostitutes.

hehehehe

That and Stewie's commentary on Brian's novel :rofl:

That scene rocked! I literally laughed so hard that I had to play it back to hear what I missed! :laugh:

That and Stewie's commentary on Brian's novel :rofl:

That scene rocked! I literally laughed so hard that I had to play it back to hear what I missed! :laugh:

by the time it was done I had to force myself to breathe and I was clutching my stomach cause it hurt so much from all the laughter :laugh:

Lois: Oh my God, what happened, Jimmy?

Stewie: Yes Jimmy, what happened?

Jimmy: I... fell.

Edited by Qball

:laugh: . . . i sooooo love the episode where all the British people go to Quahog and buy up the bar!!! :rofl: the stereotypes and accents and stuff crack me up :laugh:

  • 2 weeks later...

*bumps*

bwhaha! yo! in a little game that one might call "voiding teh llamas ipod warranty" ive modded my ipod to have a family guy theme! Bwhaha it rocks im gonna have to take some piccies

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