TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 3, 2010 Author Share Posted December 3, 2010 So... I'm guessing I'm not the only one who cries for wings. Right Miss Zee Chanel I-pretend-to-be-a-tough-cookie-but-I'm-just-a-big-softie-who-loves-wings Iman! [Chanel Iman says:] Yo, ex-angel - you want yo busted up face busted up a little more? Better know yourself girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael* Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Quite often, the more outlandish outfits at VSFS are a source of some amusement around these parts. You know the kind of thing - giant bell, half woman/half corvette, victim of falling icicles - the list goes on and on. So girls, what I'm wondering is - is there anything you've actually refused to wear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 3, 2010 Author Share Posted December 3, 2010 [Candice Swanepoel says:] Like TOTALLLLYYYY!!!!! I'm like "I cannnnnn't wear that - it's wayayyyyyy tooooo smalllll"!!!!! And then I'm like "OK then, you NAUUAUUGHHHHHHTTTTY BOYSSSSS"!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: And then they're like TOATALLYYYYY staring at me in it. SOOOOOOO embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettyphile Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 @ Chanel - Hey again gurl, if you had to sleep with one of your fellow angels, who would it be, and why? btw the correct answer is Adriana. Jesus imagine her sex faces... god damn! Oh loved you at the show!@ Adriana - Same question, who and why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 3, 2010 Author Share Posted December 3, 2010 @ Chanel - Hey again gurl, if you had to sleep with one of your fellow angels, who would it be, and why? btw the correct answer is Adriana. Jesus imagine her sex faces... god damn! Oh loved you at the show! [Chanel Iman says:] Damn right you loved me at the show - I owned that mother f^&king show. See me in my wings, wonky-nose Goulart? Better stay outta my way... Yeah, Adriana is what they want me to say, but they's dealing with MISS MOTHER F&*KING IMAN now. Screw them. Im'a say Candice. Put a bag over that bitches head and go medieval on her li'l white ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 3, 2010 Author Share Posted December 3, 2010 @ Adriana - Same question, who and why? [Adriana Lima says:] Oh my! Well, what a risqué question... I've gone quite red. Whilst my bedroom antics are strictly between myself and my husband anyway, it would be a further indiscretion to have to choose between the girls. Naturally they all have their charms, and it would be vulgar of me to dwell on them here! And I do hope you weren't making light of my involuntary facial-spasms in your question to Ms. Iman? Such jibes are quite unnecessary. I hope you understand I'm still seeking guidance with this issue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettyphile Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 involuntary facial-spasms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiki Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Put a bag over that bitches head and go medieval on her li'l white ass!I am still so afraid of you Chanel but i have to know... what "go medieval" means??! I just can't stop laughing and i don"t even know why! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettyphile Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 It means aggressive butt sex with Chanel ftw lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiki Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Chanel and I could be medieval friends! buTT no! To0 afraid of this chick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 @ Chanel - Hey again gurl, if you had to sleep with one of your fellow angels, who would it be, and why? btw the correct answer is Adriana. Jesus imagine her sex faces... god damn! Oh loved you at the show! [Chanel Iman says:] Damn right you loved me at the show - I owned that mother f^&king show. See me in my wings, wonky-nose Goulart? Better stay outta my way... Yeah, Adriana is what they want me to say, but they's dealing with MISS MOTHER F&*KING IMAN now. Screw them. Im'a say Candice. Put a bag over that bitches head and go medieval on her li'l white ass! [izabel Goulart is crying... Again.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 3, 2010 Author Share Posted December 3, 2010 It means aggressive butt sex with Chanel ftw lol [Chanel Iman says:] Holla gurl! And yeah, lemme tell you, that bitch's walk be even more whack when I'ma done! And yo, frenchkiki - if you wanna be a pussy about it, go hang out wit Goulart... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophelia_Immortal Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 I'll go medieval with you Chanel...I ain't scared! Bring it baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnaBBarrosFan Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 @ Chanel - Hey again gurl, if you had to sleep with one of your fellow angels, who would it be, and why? btw the correct answer is Adriana. Jesus imagine her sex faces... god damn! Oh loved you at the show! [Chanel Iman says:] Damn right you loved me at the show - I owned that mother f^&king show. See me in my wings, wonky-nose Goulart? Better stay outta my way... Yeah, Adriana is what they want me to say, but they's dealing with MISS MOTHER F&*KING IMAN now. Screw them. Im'a say Candice. Put a bag over that bitches head and go medieval on her li'l white ass! [izabel Goulart is crying... Again.] Izabel crying will ALWAYS be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiki Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 It means aggressive butt sex with Chanel ftw lol [Chanel Iman says:] And yo, frenchkiki - if you wanna be a pussy about it, go hang out wit Goulart... And yo biatch! I better not try 'cause You are so freaking skinny that i am going to break your bony brown booty like a cracker! Hell yeah! Yo in your face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Layla90 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Chanel how did you feel like after hearing your own name in "Christian Dior denim flow"? And Adri, were you surprised you weren't mentioned? Btw, do you listen to Kanye's music? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 4, 2010 Author Share Posted December 4, 2010 And yo biatch! I better not try 'cause You are so freaking skinny that i am going to break your bony brown booty like a cracker! Hell yeah! Yo in your face! [Chanel Iman says:] You wanna mess wit me? Yeah? All you useless, war-losing garlic faces? Hell, you don't wanna see Chanel coming your way. Took the Germans 3 days to shit all over your country - and that's only 'cos it was raining... I be marching my "bony brown booty" down that Champs Élysées like a mother f*%ker, whilst you be waving them big ol' white flags! You don't want that drama, I'ma tell you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 4, 2010 Author Share Posted December 4, 2010 Chanel how did you feel like after hearing your own name in "Christian Dior denim flow"? And Adri, were you surprised you weren't mentioned? Btw, do you listen to Kanye's music? [Adriana Lima says:] Of course I'd never presume to be mentioned in anybody's song! And I can only be somewhat envious that our own dear Ms. Iman has been mentioned in one of these new-fangled 'rap' songs. Back at home, myself and Marko tend to listen to traditional Balkan folk music and, naturally , Antonio Carlos Jobim and other Bossa Nova artists. Whilst I've heard of Mr. West, our tastes tend to err to the less pretentious and more sedate lifestyle that we have become accustomed too. It does no good to constantly scream "Look at me!" to the masses - and I shy away from such things. [Chanel Iman says:] Like I'ma gonna listen to that stoopid sunglass-wearing mother f^$ker! Who he? Yeah, he can sing about my ass all he want. Chanel Iman 'aint impressed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiki Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 You wanna mess wit me? Yeah? All you useless, war-losing garlic faces? Hell, you don't wanna see Chanel coming your way. Took the Germans 3 days to shit all over your country - and that's only 'cos it was raining... I be marching my "bony brown booty" down that Champs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 And yo biatch! I better not try 'cause You are so freaking skinny that i am going to break your bony brown booty like a cracker! Hell yeah! Yo in your face! [Chanel Iman says:] You wanna mess wit me? Yeah? All you useless, war-losing garlic faces? Hell, you don't wanna see Chanel coming your way. Took the Germans 3 days to shit all over your country - and that's only 'cos it was raining... I be marching my "bony brown booty" down that Champs Élysées like a mother f*%ker, whilst you be waving them big ol' white flags! You don't want that drama, I'ma tell you... [Product Placement says:] Oh no you didn't! Without our country you wouldn't be an independant woman and you'd still be talking with a British accent, pétasse! Do not go there with me, kay? Do not go there with me! Gaffe à tes fesses, bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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