OMG I did walk right into that one.

 

Just #relatable @Limerlight @Prettyphile @ILUVAdrianaLima

Updated from 6/12/2012 - 2013

 

 

First, you need to know something about them. The beautiful ones. The flawless four. Everyone wanted to be them. You know them. They went to your school too. They totally ruled. The one in green, that's Elsa. She was the leader. She was like Satan in heels. The blonde, Romee, a legend in her own little mind. Known to herself as the Stepford Wife. The one with the pigtails is Candice, popular because of that face ...and because she was best friends with the one in the pink. That's Taylor. She was special. Everybody loved Taylor ...not just because she was beautiful and popular and rich and smart. She was all of those things, but more than anything....she was sweet. Elsa ruled with terror, but Taylor ruled with kindness. She was like the Princess Di of Victoria Secret ...and that pissed Elsa off!. Taylor was just.... Well, she was perfect. I used to dream about what it would be like to be her...Taylor

 

- Adriana 2016

 

Every couple of years change the group of models, but the narrative stays the same

It's my fav story ^

Last year were Behati Fans, This Years the "Adrianators", What's Next? Next year Sara or Elsa Fans?

The Barbara ones are always around spreading it.

 

The Behandice ones synced up and all got pregnant at the same time so they're all away but they'll be back next year.

 

And yes the Adriana ones are out in full force. It's like a CSI crime scene if you cross their paths.

I can already hear next years chow chow

 

BEHATI & CANDICE are back!!!!!!!!!! omg omg omg omg omg MERMAIDS! MAMAS! ANGELS... ED PLLLLLLLLLLLLLEASE GIVE THEM BOTH A FB!  Ed don't be stupid, Behati has been with VS for a long time and it's her turn! Old angels rule, new angels don't deserve anything!  Ed BEHATI DESERVES the bra! Don't do her like you did Doutzen, give her the bra!!!!!!!!! She's NEVER HAD IT! <3 <3 <3 <3 BEHATI <3 <3 <3

 

or

 

It's Ale's last year as an angel! GIVE HER A FINAL BRA and send her packing already.

 

or

 

ELSA better get the bra, she's worked longer for VS then all these newbie angels. I CAN'T BELIEVE (le shock) Jasmine got the bra before her!!!!!! Elsa totally deserves it this year.

 

or

 

Adriana is the ONLY model who can open and close the show plus you did her wrong last year so she NEEDS to get the best outfits and the FANTASY BRA this year! She's the only Angel who's worked for a long time for VS (totally discounting Ale who's worked one year less but has walked in the same amount of shows)..... #QueenAdriana #ADRIANAGOAT #AdrianaVSFS2017

 

or

 

Lais has boobs, give her the Fantasy Bra!!

 

4 minutes ago, Prettyphile said:

I can already hear next years chow chow

 

BEHATI & CANDICE are back!!!!!!!!!! omg omg omg omg omg MERMAIDS! MAMAS! ANGELS... ED PLLLLLLLLLLLLLEASE GIVE THEM BOTH A FB!  Ed don't be stupid, Behati has been with VS for a long time and it's her turn! Old angels rule, new angels don't deserve anything!  Ed BEHATI DESERVES the bra! Don't do her like you did Doutzen, give her the bra!!!!!!!!! She's NEVER HAD IT! <3 <3 <3 <3 BEHATI <3 <3 <3

 

or

 

It's Ale's last year as an angel! GIVE HER A FINAL BRA and send her packing already.

 

or

 

ELSA better get the bra, she's worked longer for VS then all these newbie angels. I CAN'T BELIEVE (le shock) Jasmine got the bra before her!!!!!! Elsa totally deserves it this year.

 

or

 

Adriana is the ONLY model who can open and close the show plus you did her wrong last year so she NEEDS to get the best outfits and the FANTASY BRA this year! She's the only Angel who's worked for a long time for VS (totally discounting Ale who's worked one year less but has walked in the same amount of shows)..... #QueenAdriana #ADRIANAGOAT #AdrianaVSFS2017

 

or

 

Lais has boobs, give her the Fantasy Bra!!

 

Living <3

 

Thank you folks for making my night at work more interesting than all these crazy patients ever could. 

LMAO  I just looked at the 10 Magazine IG story and John and Sophia are reading the IG comments in dramatic voices. 

 

"John Pfiefer, reporting for the Troll Report." 

 

Edit: This was the comment they read.  Oh Barbara fans. Y'all crazy mofos. 

Was watching 2010-2011 and they have very beautiful costumes. That made sense ! 

Barbara is Soooooooooooooooooo 2012.. Just Stop it XD

If some fans weren't lunatics maybe our commentary would be taken more seriously.

I want to see Gigi's and Leomie's outfits for vsfs 2016  and who open the show, i'm sure is not elsa because she is in second segment, they have change the board but secret angel is always in second.

 

 

 

12 hours ago, tigerlily said:

 

Behati has never been thin??? 

LOL

 

Uhh yeah, Behati was stick thin in 2012-14. I much prefer her when she has some meat on her bones like 07-11 and 2015.

 

If she decides to show up to the show I'm sure she would look amazing.  Same with Candice. But I can't imagine they would want to!

Outside of the chaos of today who is everyone most excited for and looking forward to seeing?

 

I'm buzzed for

 

Angels

- Adriana

- Elsa

- Jasmine

- Josephine

- Lais

- Sara

- Taylor

 

Regulars

- Bridget

- Devon

- Flavia

- Gigi

- Karlie

- Leomie

- Lily D

- Maria

 

Newbies

- Bella

- Brooke

- Camille

- Georgia

- Grace

- Irina

- Jourdana

- Lameka

- Luma

- Megan

 

I'm excited to see Flavia de Oliveira! It's been a while. 

Megan Williams will probably be one of my favorites

Georgia Fowler is gorgeous, excited to see her.

Grace Elizabeth!!! Stunning

Karlie Kloss, I love her walk

Bridget Malcolm is looking amazing right now!

Taylor Hill also looking better than ever

 

I'm curious to see Irina, Luma, Brooke, and also Bella.

 

Not excited for the Hadids + Jenner but still curious to see how Bella will look on stage. Does anyone know if their families will be at the show? I feel like they will take up alot of airtime with Kim's traumatic robbery in Paris and how Kendall feels about that, and then a 10 minute segment about Kris and how she spent a trillion dollars on face-lifts. Please no??

 

Even though I don't like KenGi, I have to say Gigi's PINK walk and pose wasn't bad, I quite liked her spin at the end of the runway. At least Hailey Baldwin isn't there aswell!

 

 

 

Angels

Adriana

Elsa 

Jasmine 

Josephine 

Romee 

Sara 

Taylor 

 

Regulars

Devon 

Gigi 

Joan 

Karlie 

Kate G

Kelly G

Sanne Vloet

 

Newcomers

Alanna Arrington

Bella Hadid

Grace Elizabeth

Irina Shayk

Jourdana Elizabeth

Lameka Fox 

Luma Grothe

Xiao Wen Ju

Most excited:

Bella probably doesnt have a good walk but shes fucking gorgeous and has a great personality

Georgia, gorgeous face

Irina, DUH

Josephine, though i think her walk looks clunky her body is banging and good presence

Flavia O has probably the best walk out of everyone this year.

Taylors face is gorgeous but she also needs to work on her walk, she doesnt have presence

Kelly Gale, hooot body

Flavia L is gorgeous and elegant, loved her last year

 

Least excited:

Kendall just doesnt have a model look and her walk isnt good either

Devon, never liked her, no model face, bad walk, boring

Lily A, bleh, never liked her and still dont understand how she even got casted.

Lily D, not sexy

Zury Tibby looks exactly like Maria Borges and are going to get confused.

Kate G, she has a good walk but thats it, i find her repulsive and annoying, not sexy
Romee, never saw the appeal in her, boring, annoying face

Martha, I want her gone already, not sexy

Lais, she is really boring and all she has is her body which they always cover up and give ridiculous outfits

Leomie, I dont know how they manage to pick 3 black girls that look identical

Whoever the black girl is with the shaved blonde hair.. dislike that look

 

Btw I just realized there are 14 angels?! madness

Guys Flavia Oliveira isn't in the show it's Flavia Lucini who's in the show. Just to clarify.

A Moment of silence, she will not be there to Slay and Show Everyone how its Done.