January 27, 20178 yr Florida teenager, 18, 'stabbed his roommate in the face during a fight over a Minute Maid fruit juice box' Tavage Tobler, 18, was arrested on January 24 for allegedly stabbing roommate Police said Tobler stabbed the man during altercation of a Minute Maid juice box He was charged with aggravated battery and is being held on $5,000 bond Quote Chorus We want a juice box! A juicy juice box! Not your everyday ordinary juice box! We want a treat so sweet that every kid we meet Lines up for two blocks. We want a juice box! They want a juice box, they want to have a sip They're saying, "you rock"! But I ain't having it I've heard it all before. No, this ain't nothing new You say what's up with me, I say what's up with you? I hear you begging! What? With your puppy dog eyes You better step it up, you better recognize You want to quench your thirst, you better get in line I saw that juice box first, and you're not getting mine Chorus Verse 2 They want a juice juice! A juicy juice juice! They wanna get some of that fruity tooty! Choo choo! I got my bendy straw. No, I don't need a cup I put my straw into that box, and then I drink it up I got that fruity punch, you wish I had a bunch So I could give all of you kids a bit of what you want You better ask your mom, so don't be hating me And maybe next time you can sip your juice next to me Chorus Bridge Orange, cherry, grape. We think they all taste great Yeah, we really like fruit punch, and all the flavors of the month There's apple, and there's peach, and there's kiwi strawberry So many it's hard to choose, it's a treat we can't refuse
January 29, 20178 yr Edit: For those who don't know, that's Chris Pronger crushing Justin Beiber into the boards during the NHL All-Star Celebrity Shootout
January 29, 20178 yr 1 hour ago, Stromboli1 said: Edit: For those who don't know, that's Chris Pronger crushing Justin Beiber into the boards during the NHL All-Star Celebrity Shootout I honestly didn't even think Pronger would be allowed on the ice, this made me super happy to see that he was The dark visor though Poor guy was a fucking beast of a player
January 29, 20178 yr 1 hour ago, Limerlight said: I honestly didn't even think Pronger would be allowed on the ice, this made me super happy to see that he was The dark visor though Poor guy was a fucking beast of a player Pronger was awesome for a very long time. Something something LTIR joke.
January 29, 20178 yr Giving them extra chances to do the drugs Seattle creates safe-injection sites for addicts to inject illegal drugs Officials in Seattle on Friday approved the nation's first "safe-injection" sites for users of heroin and other illegal drugs
January 29, 20178 yr Children of the super-rich top 0.1% are 'as disadvantaged' as society's poorest and need more help says Labour peer Lord Puttnam Scientists claim rich children are twice as likely to have mental health problems Labour peer David Puttnam says they may be 'as disadvantaged' as the poor This may be due to lack of direction that comes from being able to do whatever
January 29, 20178 yr 3 hours ago, Prettyphile said: Children of the super-rich top 0.1% are 'as disadvantaged' as society's poorest and need more help says Labour peer Lord Puttnam Scientists claim rich children are twice as likely to have mental health problems Labour peer David Puttnam says they may be 'as disadvantaged' as the poor This may be due to lack of direction that comes from being able to do whatever Puttnam 1 Trump 0
January 30, 20178 yr More than 800,000 sign petition to cancel Donald Trump's state visit to Britain in just twelve hours - meaning it HAS to be debated in Parliament Petition says Trump should not be invited to avoid embarrassing the Queen Within hours of being set up it attracts 100,000 target for motion to be considered for Commons debate It's on course to beat record 1m signatures in support of Jeremy Clarkson returning as Top Gear presenter Most people signing the petition are in London or student towns
January 30, 20178 yr Author The Queen is a bad ass fairy she can deal with orange shit coming from USA
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