Who can solve this Riddle???

 

“To all things and men I appertain,

 

and yet by some am shunned and distained.

 

Fondle me and ogle me til you’re insane,

 

but no blow can harm me, cause me pain.

 

Children delight in me, elders take fright.

 

Fair maids rejoice and spin.

 

Cry and I weep, yawn and I sleep.

 

Smile, and I too shall grin.

 

What am I?”

Reflection?

^^

 

Correct  

Caitlyn Jenner Named ‘Woman Of The Year

http://dailycaller.com/2015/10/21/caitlyn-jenner-named-woman-of-the-year/

 

I don't know if i must laugh or cry about it?

^ Yes but by Glamour magazine, so, you can laugh, still

The fact that JJ lost another umbrella 

^ This whole story is so mysterious

 

^ This whole story is so mysterious

Maybe creepy elfs in your apartment really likes all your umbrellas 

^ If by "elfs" you mean my brother, so YEAH

^ Hey! Maybe this time it's your brother' fault but what about 3 times before? Definitely your fault or creepy elfs 

^ 2 time before, only

Having a baby VS having a cat ...

 

>> http://theoatmeal.com/comics/baby_vs_cat

^ that is brilliant.  

Texas man who worked in Nigeria and left the country owing his boss 650$ comes to TN.... BUT...  he gets arrested for owing said money .... and ..... is put on house arrest in a state he doesn't live in   But fret not, the guy he's going to pay his bill on the 1st of November cause he has a big check, however the police won't let him deposit money to pay off his "debt",  oh and he still needs 50$ from my mother even though he has a BIG CHECK ... but this is amazing.... he's going to give my brother and I 6k each.... and the best part is my mother believes & loves the guy.

 

Oh the icing on the cake, he's going to marry her and be at my house on the 1st to show he's real and not a scammer

 

I love old people logic!  It's the most amazing thing ever.

 

She's sitting out on my front porch talking to him on her cell phone asking for a "big ole diamond ring", and he's crying cause he needs my mom to give him money and when she pointed out it was for x-mas he said just give him the 650 and then he'll be out of  "house arrest" and be able to buy us all amazing presents....

 

omfg she's so amazingly stupid, I cannot wait for my brother to get here. Nov 4th 11pm can't get here soon enough.

Oh, and he's no longer from Texas, he's from TN

So the backstory changes too 

Oh god yes, and she's convinced that he's telling the truth. The lolz today are many

I feel sorry for your mom tbh.