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^Plus I would have no idea who he was - and one grinning Estadounidense looks very much like another, irrespective of where they fall on the political spectrum...

Apparently, he raises his eyebrow to separate himself from other such creatures.

...But I do understand semantics, and my 'sarcasm alert' siren denotes that something is amiss - it's inherent mystery immediately destabilises the statement. post-3761-0-1446180704-24421_thumb.gif

Yours requires more theoretical thinking, mine skips that step.........for the less than wieldy. Yours possesses broader utility, mine has one that is more focused.

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As to make you feel better, I must remind you that they also they dressed up some of the most beautiful humans on earth in other offensive symbolic manners:

1. A German woman as a Poppy (the plant life that grew from the shallow graves of countless British and Commonwealth Great War Dead, of which died violently in the western front against Imperial German soldiers)

2. A Chinese woman as a tattooed, sexualized Gypsie archetype. Who, for goodness sake, works in a Circus instead of a law office.

3. A Dutch woman as a poodle, which is offensive to dog lovers and feminists alike. And dogs that don't want to be Doutzen Kroes.

4. Also, numerous violations of the liberal arts and intellectual principles of women's studies:

- A Chinese woman wearing Ancien Regime clothing, (double offense). Have the French been bartering with Chinese warlords for their high priced women? Or are they the Japanese? What an insult!

-A Chinese woman as a Classic Hollywood era 'yellow fever' exotic oriental sex object. The Asian community must be in uproar at such de-humanizing cultural ineptitude. She is wearing a middle eastern, persian influenced dress, not appropriate at all! (double offense)

And Lily pads were also offended, as wearing them as a fashion accessory ensures the Death of the said Lily.

I hope you feel better, as the pain is in fact communally shared in a socialistic manner. post-19830-0-1446180705-5191_thumb.gif (Baron's alert signal, beta testing phase)

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How offended I will be if a model was walking with a baguette under one arm (hairy armpit of course) and a rooster under the other. A cigarette in her mouth and a beret on her head!

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*Special Badboy edition...

I was listening to Radiohead "creep" and was thinking I sang it to Candice...

"I wish I was special, so f**king special, but I'm a creep, I'm a wierdo"

Candice you are special!

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Ohhh my she's sooo cute!

I would die every morning if my girl was THAT cute! :heart:

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Is it legal to be THAT hot and goodlookin? :drool:

Ohhh, Candice you just gone beyond 7th heaven!!! :heart:

I would like to say I love you but I don't know you so I can't.

I CAN say that I'm in love with the model Candice who I have seen on pictures! :heart:

Sweet dreams my darling, I'm of to bed now!

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Why O Why!!! Why doesn't she use a helmet?!! Same with Hermann! USE HELMET when biking and skating. Especially in traffic where you're NOT alone...

Here in sweden there's a law that says you need helmet till you're 18 when you biking! To many people get hurt in traffic when not using helmet...

Sorry I just got to get it out!

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The pic of her and Hermann just proved to me that he is the only one... He looks like a real man... Compared to me? He, he, he... :blush:

I look like a kid or an old fart compared to him!! I'll guess they would have really cute kids... They are made for each other!

Candice can I come to you wedding? ... and be best man?...

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You can see the proudness in her eyes! Aaaaw when she's 'bout give birth is the most awesome feeling. Our cat gave birth ones and she was SO proud. She woke us all up that morning and run of to her little bed and started to squees and there was 5 kittens.

I wish i could be there to see little Luna giving birth.

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But how boring is he?

Same face all the time, hardly any smile at all!

If I met Candice I would probably smile so hard my face would fall off! :woot:

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Your DVR will be filled with:I would have The Walking Dead—I’m addicted to that as well. And Legends of the Fall so I can watch Brad Pitt for eternity.

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We can cuddle together and watching"Walking Dead"! I'm a huge fan of them to! Well, If you look at Brad I can watch you :wub2:

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2:07 in in the firts vid!!! :drool: I want her job!

I want to put sun lotion on Candice belly and tush!! :drool:

...And then one day:

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what an ----------- is this guy really??

But it's true that she's back. It's also true that haters gon hate. I just stated the obvious.

Your post is lacking...substance. And tbh, the pretentiousness of it is making me giggle.

If this kind of comment is why people don't like her, then they have to re-evaluate their feelings towards her and why they feel them. I'd be embarrassed to say I dislike a certain model because her fans are annoying. Even if they are as mad as bielibers.

Oh and delete the line that states you and Candice being back. It's stupid.

Nice try though. Your effort is appreciated.

Being snippy and patronizing doesn't make what you're saying any else inane.

that you say this doesn't make it true though. Bye.

I don't even know why I bothered.

At least you're a consistent ___, I'll give you that.

Although it is okay to express your opinions, please do not make comments that are disparaging and/or baiting about a model or member Thanks - Prettyphile :(

but I love it :laugh:

and this :laugh:

^But I am back :huh: - I've not posted in here for while and, like I stated, haters gon hate! I don't know about Candice, but you were right, I was being "stupid". I can see you didn't appreciate that effort then... :/

I only marginally dislike Adriana Lima and (and I can't speak for other people) that is to do with her 'gurning' and purely on a professional level. I do, however, hate being told who and what to like and the propensity members here have for doing that in regards to her; these are not mutually exclusive... Honestly, "she's back" and "this is her year" have to be the two most groan-inducing comments one has to wade through come every VSFS.

As for the "pretentiousness" - yes, I've always fully embraced that here. I find it raises the standard above the inconsequential chatter and prattle of dreamss the hoi polloi! cigar.gif

You made my day guys.

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I am disappointed that Candice shaved her arms for the VS Show this year. She looks far more sexy by naturally sporting hair on her arms. Lindsay Ellingson NEVER removes her arm hair which makes her stand out and look the way a woman is supposed to look.: stunning and REAL.

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I am disappointed that Candice shaved her arms for the VS Show this year. She looks far more sexy by naturally sporting hair on her arms. Lindsay Ellingson NEVER removes her arm hair which makes her stand out and look the way a woman is supposed to look.: stunning and REAL.

Why the heck do I walk into this thread just as that creepy shit gets posted. -.-

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I am disappointed that Candice shaved her arms for the VS Show this year. She looks far more sexy by naturally sporting hair on her arms. Lindsay Ellingson NEVER removes her arm hair which makes her stand out and look the way a woman is supposed to look.: stunning and REAL.

Why the heck do I walk into this thread just as that creepy shit gets posted. -.-

1. I think we have a new fetishist on Candice Thread

2. The other dude is watching too much porn (hair on women=creepy? :mellow: )

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