Jump to content
Bellazon

The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread


TheBaronOfFratton

Recommended Posts

Just because Doutzen is thick in the waste cute on the face doesnt mean she eats a box of dozen of doughnuts.
^I'm sorry - but entry to this thread requires members to pull out whatever stick happens to be jammed up their arse.

This is NOT an anti-Doutzen thread, nor indeed an anti-any model thread - rather it's an equal opportunity "spurious" (the clue's in the title) take on every aspect of Victoria's Secret; models very much included...

There is a mission-statement of sorts in the first post. And even a casual glance of this thread should have revealed it's tone and it's attitude towards it's subjects. We're all model-appreciaters here, otherwise we wouldn't have joined - this is merely a corner in which to be slightly less reverential.

Although /facepalm probably covers it! post-11221-0-1446084646-64626_thumb.gif

(+ Doutzen's pregnant, by the way. It's referring to her cravings.)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i don't understand why there is such a polemic about Doutzen weight?

:idk:

She wrote a book about her never ending craving for trans fat...

post-19830-0-1446084647-55285_thumb.jpg

That's a real good book (bad photoshop on the cover tho)

+ There is 6 coupons for free donuts offered with the book... miam-45.gif

(Y)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Such a powerful written book :cry: I still have chills when I think about the chapter about how she and her grandma would drink coffee together (and eat cupcakes, lots of it) and how she decided to become a model because of one the discussions they had while doing it.

I hear there's an adaptation in the works. The teaser should be out anyday now!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

It is such a touching story, i read the book 3 times already ... & i always cry :cry: & always end up craving for cupcakes, Doutzen describes her cupcakes so well ...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh I see now. Y'all were purposefully conflating Lindsay with Erin, and maybe even Shannan, and every other air-headed blonde as a kind of joke. Poor, naive un-hip me to have missed the point. Well I guess that's the problem with irony, especially here on a fashion blog, where proper identification of the models is of such HUGE importance and a source of such endless contention. When there's nothing left but irony there's no where else to go. You've reached endgame, or, perhaps meta-joke?.

You know you love me - xoxo :wave:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

^ :laugh:

Oh I see now. Y'all were purposefully conflating Lindsay with Erin, and maybe even Shannan, and every other air-headed blonde as a kind of joke. Poor, naive un-hip me to have missed the point. Well I guess that's the problem with irony, especially here on a fashion blog, where proper identification of the models is of such HUGE importance and a source of such endless contention. When there's nothing left but irony there's no where else to go. You've reached endgame, or, perhaps meta-joke?.

You know you love me - xoxo :wave:

^I think 'love' might have been overstating it - but I'd always considered you a valuable member with your excellent VS scans.

I've kinda gone off you now though... :/

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...