Not guilty   

 

Eaten a whole family size pizza on your own and in one sitting? 

Not Guilty. I can't even eat a whole regular size pizza.

 

Have you ever signed anything instead of a person who should have signed it?

Guilty.

 

Made out at a concert or movie theater? 

Guilty.

Had a pony tail coz u didn't wash your hair?

Not Guilty
 
Taken beer from a friends house?

Do you mean that I steal it and drank somewhere else? NOT GUILTY LOL

 

Have you ever forgotten that you turned the faucet and the water leaked out of the tub?

Guilty

 

Slept practically the whole day away.

Super Guilty

 

Forgone groceries for a new pair of shoes?

Guilty (...super cool set btw )

 

Walked like a crazy driver in the street ? 

Not guilty

 

Own wellingtons?

Not guilty, but I wanted ones when I lived in Bogotá, there rains like everyday!

 

Ride a motorbike?

Not guilty

 

Have you ever flunked studying?

Like, bad study habits? Extremely guilty.

 

Had a 'cheat day' seven times in one week?

VERY GUILTY!

 

Been skinny dipping?

Not guilty.

 

Oscar Pistorius

Guilty

 

Killed a ladybug?

Not guilty as far as I remember.

 

Not offered your seat to someone who needed it more (i.e pregnant woman, elderly, someone with kids)? 

Not Guilty! (my mother would kill me if I ever did that )

 

Stared at someones chest, crotch or butt and snagged in the act?

Guilty as charged.

 

Dropped or broke something in a store and quietly put it back where it was.

Guilty

 

Hired someone to clean the house because you were too lazy to do it?