Not guilty

 

Got kicked out of a library for being to loud?

Not guilty

 

Gotten banned from somewhere online? 

Not Guitly

 

Lied about your name or age to someone?

Guilty

 

Put more then 5k on a credit card?

Not guilty 

 

Ever given someone a wedgie?

Not Guilty

 

Danced on a stripper pole?

Does a swing or 2 around one for shit and giggles count?

 

Been caught dancing around naked?

Does a swing or 2 around one for shit and giggles count?

Sure, why not

Been caught dancing around naked?

Not Guilty.

Forgotten to put on underwear?

Not Guilty XD

 

Accidently set something on fire?

Guilty probably

 

Ever thrown a water balloon to an unsuspecting victim?

Guilty

 

Pushed an unsuspecting victim in a pool?

Of course :] Guilty

 

Ever thrown food at someone?

Not Guilty

 

Turned off your phone or put it on silent so you wouldn't be bothered?

Guilty. All the time.

 

Leave your phone on when it should be on silent?

Not guilty, it's on vibrate or silent most of the time

 

Have you pranked called a company?

Not a company but people

 

Been into a VS store in the last 3 months?

Not guilty/No

 

Stalked someone?

Not guilty

 

Been caught in the act?

Not Guilty.

Borrowed something and purposely not return the item?

Guilty

 

Been lazy all day today?