Not Guilty.

 

Returned a present back to the store today?

Not guilty

 

Sat in somebody else's seat in a concert?

Not Guilty.

 

Ate so much you blew chowder?

Not guilty

 

Put something in someone's drink (i.e. spit)?

Not Guilty

 

Called somebody out on something before?

Guilty!!!

 

ever binge drink?

Guilty

 

Slept on the couch for more then 2 nights in a row?

Guilty [You could fold it out into a bed]

 

Ever gotten a parking ticket?

Guilty

 

Ever fallen off a bike?

Guilty

 

Ever been chased by a dog?

Guilty

 

Slept more then 12 hours straight?

Guilty I think

 

Posted embarrassing photos of your friend to piss them off?

Almost

 

Forgtot somebody close to you birthday?

Guilty

 

Didn't show up to a party you said you'd go to?

Guilty

 

Fell asleep at work or during class?

Not guilty

 

Bought a movie that was rated when you were underage?

^ As in rated R? If so then guilty.

 

Had alcohol before you where 16?

Guilty [Don't we all]

 

Walked in on people making out?

How about having sex So in essence guilty!

Purposely sabotaged someone to fail something to make a gain for yourself?

How senile of you, not guilty

 

Hacked into someone's email account?