Not guilty

 

Been involved in a fist fight?

Guilty.

 

Cheated on an exam and didn't feel remorse?

GUILTY. And the way I did it was super bad lol. I wrote all my answers in the Bible haha and then looked through it to find the answers I needed. hell here I come.

 

Spat water on someone?

^I laughed out loud! 

 

Guilty. And milk once at school.

 

Skipped school to go to an event?

Guilty I think? Not sure. I wasn't allowed to stay at home when there was the FIFA opening game though which sucked like hell. 

 

Have you ever yelled at an elderly person?

Guilty. This man called me an a****** because I didn't pet his dog. I was in a hurry. I told him to piss off.

 

Have you started a rumor?

Guilty, who isn't?

 

Threw food at someone?

Guilty. That's why all the guys were around me in middle school

 

Ever downloaded something illegally? 

^ Duh!

 

Ever slipped on ice?

Guilty. All the time.

 

Ever posted a status on your friend's fb or social media to throw people off?

Guilty

 

Ever done the cinnamon challenge? 

Not guilty.

 

Ever had to pee in public?

Guilty. I was drunk.

 

Ever been drunk at a theme park?

Not guilty

 

Ever done something sexual in public? 

Guilty
 
Ever sneezed on a stranger and felt like a utter idiot for doing so?

Not Guilty.

 

Ever burned something in the kitchen?

Guilty

 

Ever been the asshole that leans his airplane seat too far back?

Not Guilty

 

Ate that extra pastry when you knew it was not for you?

Guilty and I deserve that pastry

 

Ever taken someone's cash without asking? 

Guilty. I was 10.

 

Ever been caught in a lie?