SympathysSilhouette Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 I'm expecting a third act twist in which Zlatan and Cristy Ron reveal that they've defected and created their own country - Zlatron. I assume that the 1st person does not exist in that countries grammar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Back on schedule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael* Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Wenger out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Zlatan score goal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 A good evening for stakeholders in the Zlatron project! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael* Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Turning to friends in high places to improve our league position. Questionable if even his gaffer can save us now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Stick him in, can't be any worse than Phil Bardsley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael* Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Stick him in, can't be any worse than Phil Bardsley. I'd be on board, as long as he doesn't have an Instagram account! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael* Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Chris Kirkland has been trying to pull off the baseball cap look for years now, but he still hasn't managed it. He's been trying to be a goalkeeper for years as well, never really nailed that either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Fucking Manure and their bloody late come-backs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Another great day at Fortress Villa Park for the travelling faithful. Thanks for tickling our bellies, like the imbecilic dogs we are, Everton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Speaking of soft touches at home, what a humiliating week for Schalke. Men against boys today, Draxler who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Another great day at Fortress Villa Park for the travelling faithful. Thanks for tickling our bellies, like the imbecilic dogs we are, Everton.Benteke looked off the pace after his injury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael* Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Rock bottom in the Premier League, minus fifteen goal difference, worst start to the season in history, but still better than Newcastle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Benteke looked off the pace after his injury.Yep, unfortunately he's our Plan A, B, C and D! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 Hard to state just how happy this news makes me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Thuggery thy name is Sunderland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael* Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Thuggery thy name is Sunderland. I can think of a few other names as well. Talk about the Hugo Lloris concussion, there was a whole team out there on Saturday that appeared dazed, confused and only vaguely aware of its surroundings. Seven red cards and counting for Cattermole, and still no evidence that he has the brains or the ability to learn from his mistakes. I hope he still enjoys his reputation as a hardman in a couple of years' time when he's playing for Darlington or Hartlepool. Probably goes without saying too that the Dossena challenge was absolutely revolting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frederick Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I've noticed my very own Ashley Westwood has replaced mundane functional midfield play with an alarming tendency to slide into reckless tackles while Joe Bennett showed a few Cattermole-esque moves last year, presumably one of many reasons why he hasn't appeared much this season. Fabian Delph, improbably one of our better players in 2013, usually picks up a yellow in the eighth minute of every game but its usually a mis-timed fair dinkum caution, clumsy but with no malice. Alan Hutton (the Scottish Cafu, if you prefer) was, nay, is a genuine, straight-up thug and simply had no place in the sacred colours, as Lambert recognised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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