October 22, 201311 yr I'm expecting a third act twist in which Zlatan and Cristy Ron reveal that they've defected and created their own country - Zlatron. I assume that the 1st person does not exist in that countries grammar?
October 25, 201311 yr Turning to friends in high places to improve our league position. Questionable if even his gaffer can save us now.
October 26, 201311 yr Stick him in, can't be any worse than Phil Bardsley. I'd be on board, as long as he doesn't have an Instagram account!
October 26, 201311 yr Chris Kirkland has been trying to pull off the baseball cap look for years now, but he still hasn't managed it. He's been trying to be a goalkeeper for years as well, never really nailed that either.
October 26, 201311 yr Another great day at Fortress Villa Park for the travelling faithful. Thanks for tickling our bellies, like the imbecilic dogs we are, Everton.
October 26, 201311 yr Speaking of soft touches at home, what a humiliating week for Schalke. Men against boys today, Draxler who?
October 27, 201311 yr Another great day at Fortress Villa Park for the travelling faithful. Thanks for tickling our bellies, like the imbecilic dogs we are, Everton.Benteke looked off the pace after his injury.
October 27, 201311 yr Rock bottom in the Premier League, minus fifteen goal difference, worst start to the season in history, but still better than Newcastle!
October 28, 201311 yr Benteke looked off the pace after his injury.Yep, unfortunately he's our Plan A, B, C and D!
November 4, 201311 yr Thuggery thy name is Sunderland. I can think of a few other names as well. Talk about the Hugo Lloris concussion, there was a whole team out there on Saturday that appeared dazed, confused and only vaguely aware of its surroundings. Seven red cards and counting for Cattermole, and still no evidence that he has the brains or the ability to learn from his mistakes. I hope he still enjoys his reputation as a hardman in a couple of years' time when he's playing for Darlington or Hartlepool. Probably goes without saying too that the Dossena challenge was absolutely revolting.
November 4, 201311 yr I've noticed my very own Ashley Westwood has replaced mundane functional midfield play with an alarming tendency to slide into reckless tackles while Joe Bennett showed a few Cattermole-esque moves last year, presumably one of many reasons why he hasn't appeared much this season. Fabian Delph, improbably one of our better players in 2013, usually picks up a yellow in the eighth minute of every game but its usually a mis-timed fair dinkum caution, clumsy but with no malice. Alan Hutton (the Scottish Cafu, if you prefer) was, nay, is a genuine, straight-up thug and simply had no place in the sacred colours, as Lambert recognised.
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