HitchcockBlonde

Let's be honest, this shot is about emphasising how much Better™ they are than us mortals And fuck it, I'm falling for it. Defo incorporating the gymnastics lessons I abandoned when I was seven into my ons from now on, if it means they'll look at me like that. On another note, can't help but feel like she's done with VS-slash-SI. Her portfolio's only getting more and more selective and her team is one hundred percent going for the classic (or classy, both work) sex symbol image with her these days. As commercially lucrative as they may be, VS and SI contracts don't give off modern Bardot vibes. Not to be dramatic and starry-eyed, but I'll never not admire how quickly she's taken over.

Just popping in for the first time in ages to say congratulations to her, she's going to be such a lovely mum There goes my fantasy bra bets, though.

It's only available for people (Americans) subscribed to the network, only the full episode has both of her songs in full. Your best bet is searching 'watch lip synch battle online' and seeing where that leads you. Some adds from Versace. I don't think any have been posted yet, but I'm a bit lazy and apologise if there are repeats. She was an exclusive, but I think for models like her that means fuck all This one's just stunning:

Oh, fair enough, I remember Irina and Gigi at the Vanity Fair party last year (two years ago?). Automatically assumed you meant the ceremony. Cheers, thanks. On top of things as per usual

Beginning to accept I am an old lady.

^ Martha? At the Oscars? Is she's Leo's date? (I joke, but really, why? Please, for the love of god, tell me Taylor and her #squadgoals are not going to the Oscars. Somethings are sacred. Or at least I will pretend they are.)

Well, since I've been gone, cheers and ta to Jac and Kate, can't say I'm surprised. Was anyone else dropped, just while I'm here and ignorant?

Lingerie editorial for Fashion Gone Rogue: http://www.fashiongonerogue.com/megan-puleri-mj-della-bass-lingerie-exclusive/ (too lazy to copy pics right now) She doesn't look terrible, but her expressions come across rather plastic. Why she's being pushed so immediately into lingerie, I don't know.

Finally, a solo Zayn (Zolo, if you will) topic. Starting things off with with his first single, Pillowtalk, featuring Gigi Hadid:

@RafSecret I've been listening to Aquarium a lot, that song is winter

On a slight change of topic, I have heard next-to-no promotion of the Swim Special here in the UK. I'm assuming it's because they have no network for it, but it's funny, shite network or not I feel like we're bombarded by VSFS adverts. Guess they're over their London infatuation from 2014 I have no idea what they're trying to do with their numbers, honestly, you'd think even our tiny mostly-online market would matter to them with their big show tanked. It's VS. Who the fuck knows. Congratulations to Jo, much deserved, may her tits in the 2015 show be remembered as legendary Angel Tits forever. Aaaaaaand on another side note, jesus fucking christ Imaan Hammam's swim shots are unreal.

^ I could have sworn she did, for Vogue Mexico, but google has informed me it was just an editorial. Probably thinking of one of her fifty thousand Elle covers, then Ah, well, due time for her to have a cover, then!

WHEN WILL IT SNOW AND NOT JUST FROSTTTTT

Looking at my first SI reveal like (NSFW language ahead, kids) Figured this belonged in this thread

I actually want Tommy Hilfiger's line now? WTF? Congrats to Gi for selling it that hard, she looks stunning. AND another Vogue cover. Mate... Swimfan (? is that what it's called?) Event Tommy Hilfiger FW16-17

Almost everything in this thread is an opinion, mate, and the hypocrisy here is you've been trying to sway people to hating Ashley every chance you have. Try again. Actually, don't try again. It's time for everyone to move on and bring this up again when new stories about sale numbers of the 'fat girl' come out. I think it has to do with the way she's holding holding her tits, for me at least. They look so squished and uncomfortable, and she had a boob job, no? Not to mention the pose just looks uncomfortable in general, you can see it in her eyes. Edit: my apologies to Hailey for thinking she had a boob job, I must have confused her with someone else. God only knows.

Ashley Graham (8) Bojana Krsmanovic (8) Caroline Kelley (10) Daniela Lopez (9) Ebonee Davis (10) Kyra Santoro (8) Megan Williams (10) Mia Kang (8) Sofia Resing (10) Tanya Mityushina (10) ... Sorry, Bo lovers

You want lists? I've got lists. I wish I could say I didn't come here to fight anyone, but I totally did. Fuck the high road, I don't appreciate being condescended to. Moving on: the more I look at them, the posing on all of the covers is questionable. But then again, I don't think SI is usually a beacon of good posing.

Wait, is Ashley someone's photoshop project and not an actual living breathing human being? Watch your wording Speaking as someone who lives in a place where deep fried Mars bars and haggis are delicacies, 'fat deposits that warp their faces' aren't a thing for people Ashely's size. They're not a thing for most heavyset women, unless you consider apple cheeks and that bit under your chin most people get as they age 'warping'. You wanna talk about Ashley, talk about Ashley, not about a. women who aren't in the industry who have done frankly nothing to deserve judgement and are b. larger, clothing size-wise, than her. Slow your roll. These thinly veiled excuses to hate women are boring. Call me PC, I don't give a fuck, you're exhausting. I'm not an SI follower, I just go where the shitstorm goes, so I have no clue what went into this issue, blah blah blah, but none of the covers strike me as commercially appealing. Hailey's comes closest in that she and her tits are the most obvious follow-through with previous covers, but her posing is so... I don't know what it is, but she looks uncomfortable and the way she's holding her chest is fairly awkward? Ronda is, as it's been pointed out, out on a loss right now, and once she was no longer invincible, her attitude went from charming-cocky to she needs to get over herself (though in my personal opinion, I admire her confidence). And Ashley, just read through this thread. Their choices are... interesting and it's going to be interesting to see what happens with the magazine from here on out. If I care enough to follow through.

Best study music of my life.

^ -35 and -40? Insane. We're farther north than most if not all major Canadian cities I think (Edinburgh and Copenhagen are on the same parallel, and you can see the Northern Lights in the Isles and even here away from the cities theoretically) but it's only -2C and a bit of frost here. Making studying hard, though. Hence a burst of activity on Bellazon. Actual thoughts: Valentine's Day can get tae fuck. Also, Elsa Hosk is so goddamn hot.

Here you go, love. Quick photoshop job but should be fine if no one's looking super closely.

@PinkCouture I've looked at all of my options in the toolbar and around it and I don't think I have a source button? This is what I see right now:

I've been trying to figure it out on my own since the site redesign but I have absolutely no clue how to toggle code on in the post editor so I can post BB-Code or HTML or whatever to insert pics from image hosts. Any help with that is appreciated. Pressing code in the toolbar just inserts the code itself into my post and not the pictures it codes for. It's probably going to be obvious and I'll feel stupid, but at the moment, I'm desperate.

The white shite on the hair was copied from Wang in, what, 2010? I don't think anyone expects (or, rather, should expect) celebrity designers to bring anything new to the table. That being said, bizarre choice for her to keep the show look at the Maybelline party, because it really is atrocious. Some of her streetstyle shots lately are looking editorial. She's really captivating in print. Assorted Adds: Maybelline with Emily Didonato Stuart Weitzman BTS FENTYxPUMA Backstage Candids Bonus: Before and After seeing Rihanna's vision for the hair and makeup, I presume. All from HadidNews on tumblr so thanks be to them.