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....Anyone else getting this from CBS? (I'm on an airtight American proxy with a friend's account she pays money for, so I don't think that's the issue...)

Oh, damn, the runway. Wow. This is the first time I've liked the LEDs.

@ceceshores I'm pretty sure Fireworks is going to be the worst

Nope, no Kate. There was a glimpse of her during the newest angels press day one, but not a focus? If that makes sense? ...was she there?

Pink was not the bastard segment, for once? In love with Gi, fuck it.

@toodarnhot capped you this tiny bit of Elsa I'm pretty sure that's Elsa, haaa. So many blonde angels, mate.

They missed such an opportunity with the holiday commercial for Halsey's Roman Holiday.

So much Elsa!

Magda.... fuck me. Honestly. How.

Dani, I love you, but cringe...

After making such a big deal about those jewels being missing, nothing?

Hate the splitscreens.

Jo's tits. I'm obsessed.

KATE SIGHTING

Candice

Holy shite her Izabel

Leomie is so charismatic, I'm in love. MEGAN IS TELLING THE STORY WHAT IS THIS

Meg's here

This PR guy's pretty cool, not gonna lie. Knows his shit. Why's he at VS?

I am living for Dri subtly putting down every other musician she's walked by. (I'm just going to keep updating this post with my thoughts on the preshow) (nevermind I give up you're moving too fast for me) Lily, bootay... "Don't start braiding each other's hair" good god Monica

Mildly relevant information: Calvin Harris is somewhere where the VS show filter for Snapchat is. Perhaps, maybe, is Taylor going to be a special guest at a viewing party? Or something? Did Ellie invite him? Is this something to do with Taylor getting the commercial song? How many questions is too many questions?

I'm still convinced there are big plans for Megan and I am none too happy about it. Leomie and her humour was very welcome on my snaps after Meg popped up. Throw me in the salt thread, it's been a month, I should be over her being cast. But literally every single Puleri wished Ed Happy Thanksgiving on insta. All of them. Lord.

Gigi's voice was shaking the entire time during that interview, it's rather endearing. And she looked so good! Mildly amused by VS using this unrecognisable and unflattering picture of Candice everywhere.

Taking it back a page to Colbert, which I finally watched, I think the biggest issue was how obviously scripted the segment was. There was no chemistry between anyone, angels and Colbert, angels and angels, not to mention it really stood out when the first guest was his long time friend Steve Carell. As far as ratings and viewership, the ultimate choice would have been Fallon, but seeing as he's on NBC... Can't agree enough that Corden would have been better of the CBS crew, he's such a gem. He's (unless I'm wrong, lots of talk show hosts between the US and the UK) the youngest guy out there right now doing late night and he's so natural with younger guests, like Bieber, One Direction, to name a few. Pretty sure that, aside from Malala (bless her), Taylor is the youngest guest Colbert has had on his Late Show so far. This was a travesty. HIRE ME FOR YOUR PR TEAM VICTORIA'S SECRET. PLEASE.

^ They haven't announced one at all, it's usually 'so and so angel will be in blah blah blah state in whatever mall' and they promo that (unless I'm thinking of something completely different, which could be possible, I'm lowkey dying). Two days (one and a bit days), not enough time to get the money-spending crowds they want if they were going to use one of the newest angels or Rachel. Probably not even enough time with one of the major angels, people have lives and it's a Tuesday night. I took the plunge and added VS on snapchat and there's been nothing said on that front. Gigi's in San Francisco (or she was 7 hours ago), and I was feeling like they'd try and get a viewing party out of her but given she'll be in NYC tomorrow I don't think that's happening. Maybe we've all been lead on by expert photoshop and some trickey by Ed and the gang this whole time and the show hasn't happened yet and we're totally being fucked with because OMG, twentieth anni-ver-sa-ry! (I feel this joke falling flat as I type it, but really, what is this? Isn't this a big deal?)