Everything posted by Expresso
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Would you ever get a boob job?
they'd look pretty on you
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New Moon
Death wishes? That would imply I have no life at all! No worries, I understand why you don't like him. If I hadn't seen him in several interviews being entirely the opposite of the movie role, I would've hated him too. I honestly think it's just bad directing. Everyone seemed forced, as if unsure of what to do with the dialog given them. No wonder Kristen Stewart sounded so monotone. I enjoyed the film, but it would've been better if the actors had been more into their roles. Pattison was pretty bent on meeting the phsyical requirements and isolating himself to get an idea of what that must be like for the character. But then the director told him and KS to "lighten up" since she didn't really take it seriously herself and that's when everything started to derail. I think that with movies like this-- you either do it true to the book, including the acting, or when you tell the actors to lighten up you give them dialog to lighten up about. The only funny thing Rob got to say was Spider Monkey and that wasn't even thát funny.
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Guess The Movie Screenshot
I got a bunch of screencaps on my PC which I'd like to put up, but since it's your turn I'll just have to wait until I guess it right...
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Twilight
Great, another likeminded person! Check this little rant: a Breaking Dawn review by a boy; it's hilarious and he coveys exactly how I feel about the book. WARNING: contains spoilers! As for the original choice to play Edward, when I saw this picture, I thought he fit the bill pretty well. Still though, Spunk Random (a.k.a. Pattison) did the job well and I like his dry humor.
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New Moon
They recast Jacob, because that Taylor kid looked too young to fit the part Jacob will fill in the movie-- Their words, not mine Storywise, I prefer Edward over the Jacob character, but that's just because I like Pattison. If only they'd allow some of his British humor in the movie...then Edward wouldn't be such a stiff cardboard.
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Twilight
^^Uh, does that mean I just bashed the novel you cherish most?
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Twilight
Lol Breaking Dawn is like the worst book in human history. How Stephanie Meyer got it published will forever be beyond me. I liked Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse, but do yourself a favor and do not try Breaking Dawn. Your braincells will be ruined beyond repair.
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Would you ever get a boob job?
*nods at Q* Yeah, I think it's mostly done in an attempt to erase insecurity. Only to find out afterwards that you're not happy with your nose either. I have Keira Knightley as my inspiration. She's gorgeous and she's not ashamed of her flat chest. Not that she wouldn't like to have bigger god given boobs, but she accepts who she is. I think all women should do that. Change what you can change through natura ways (exersise, diet) and then accept yourself. You are who you are. Besides, implants need to be replaced in a decade, they can leak, you can get infection...hell there's so much that can go wrong...most people don't even realize it. If you want them taken out, you don't have any boobs left (the skin is stretched from the implant, so you'll look all saggy.) Just the possibilities of it ending up to be a disaster would be reason enough for me to skip it, even if I did consider it.
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Eyebrows.
My eyebrows are really light and I used to hate them (I wanted brows like Catherine Zeta Jones, and well...I'm blonde) but natural eyebrows are growing on me. As long as they don't get too bushy. I used to pencil them in some, but without that, they look like this (only my face is not nearly as pretty )
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FOCUS on FACES!
Bette is very pretty indeed. Her skin is flawless. If only mine was like that. Another naturally beautiful model: Anna Selezneva: Which of the above do you like best?
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The Spider Pose
I thought this was the spider pose ;-) Anyway, in all seriousness: I'm a bit undecided about it. The last pic you posted, (the black and white one) is really sexy, but unrealistic: a woman wouldn't sit like that in a normal situation. The other pics....call me conservative but I'm not really for women to spread their legs like that, even if they cover up with their hands. It depends on what you're wearing too: jeans are acceptable but doing this while wearing a skirt...makes me think of those infamous Paris Hilton crotch flashes. Still, the lady in pic 2 makes her intentions perfectly clear and I guess you can only be jealous of the guy admiring the scenery. So yeah, sexy for certain photoshoots but not always a go in real life. And I think that if you're doing this, your legs better be damn sexy
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cheating boyfriend?
I'd shut him out of my life, even if I loved him. Let it be a lesson for him: cheating is not done, nor will it ever be. You will find someone else who does value your feelings. And he'll probably come out of it a bit wiser and hopefully treat his next girlfriend better. If you really feel that you can't shut him out of your life, then plant the suggestion there might be a future for you two, but let him take the initiative. Be tough, show him how hurt you are. Don't return his phonecalls or pleading text messages and don't contact him on your own initiative. If he's really sorry for what he did, he better tell it in your face. And he'd better work hard to regain your trust. I don't think I'd ever get back into a relationship with someone who cheated on me (I'd probably start by threatening to castrate him in his sleep if he cheats again :knives: ) but if you can forgive him without letting him cloud your judgment/manipulate you, then more power to you. Whatever you do, don't let him have the easy way out. Actions have consequences and he'd better know it. For his sake as well. Good luck
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Twilight
I saw it, expecting it to be a trainwreck, but I have to admit I actually enjoyed myself. Sure, there's cheesiness galore (I mean, this is Twilight after all) but I actually thought Kristin Stewart and Robert Pattison did a pretty decent job. Carlisle looked really fake and Jasper looked constipated all the time, but the baseball scene was pretty cool. It also has a really good soundtrack and despite it's inconsistency, some scenes were shot really well. For a small budget movie and a director who has zero experience in horror/action movies, I think it worked out quite well. I hated Jacob's hair though. The entire wherewolf clan looked like emo's from the 70's. I wanted to jump at the screen and pull their wigs off, because the boy who plays jacob actually looks pretty cute with normal hair. And Kristen should work at her voice. When she narrated for "Speak," she pulled it off pretty well, but this was too monotone. She should be a robot on Star Trek. Luckily, the voiceover doesn't last long. Rob did a pretty decent job with the deathglares, but I can only guess what it would've looked like if someone like Jensen Ackles would've done it. I'm giving it a B, no matter how funny The Joker's review was
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Twilight
Hah, hilarious review The book was mediocore, so it's hard to make a good movie out of it. Besides some of the lines in the novel would be way too corny on screen. I heard they've rewritten stuff to fit the screen, so I'm half expecting this in the history class scene: Vampire Student: “Well, actually, Mr. Smith, there was a lot of uncertainty in the U.S. in 1945 about whether hitting Hiroshima with the atom bomb was the right course of action…” AP Teacher: “And you know this how, Mr. Cullen?” Vampire Student: “Uh…call me a living history fan.”
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This Celeb Or That Celeb [Female]
Catherine Zeta Jones; she's so gorgeous. Catherine Zeta Jones or Kate Bosworth?
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Games you are playing...
Metal Gear Solid 4. It's like an interactive movie. Everything is just so fluid and the cutscenes are great. Love the characters too. There are so many 'inside' jokes that you have to play it multiple times before you catch on to everything. You'd think playing an old man is boring but in MGS4 it's everything but that
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Twilight
This is going to be a blockbuster if I ever saw one; and not because the movie deserves an oscar :| Yes, that rumor about those chicks offering their necks to him was true. Saw it in an interview somewhere. *cringes* Poor Robert Pattison, I saw this vid of him after doing a TV show and all these fans surrounding him with "Marry me" and "I'll be your lamb" signs. He was just laughing it off, but he kept his distance too as if remembering the old but true saying "never underestimate stupid people in large groups." Females mature faster than males? Forget it. These chicks wouldn't shrink away from using his skin as a coat. I think Kristin is sort of relieved he gets all the attention because she's clearly disturbed by all the craziness. Everytime she attends something you see her thinking "my god, what have I gotten myself into?!" She even called some of the rabid girls 'retarded' and got critised for it. (I'd be upset too, I mean "a bunch of nutters" is way more descriptive ) As for Pattison, he actually took this role very seriously: "He went to Oregon alone two months early so he could get into Edward's feeling of isolation, really kept to himself, lost a bunch of weight, worked out really hard. He was playing it very straight but he and Kristen were both told by the director to lighten up." I think at that moment it started to de-rail for him. Plus all the adult women stalking the set constantly, that's just creepy.
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Rianne Ten Haken
That was so funny to see. I mean, when you see that Pirelli calendar, you just look at the picture and think "WOW." You don't know anything about the shoot. I think I would've been very awkward in their place. Especially those gals in the mud. Sloshing through there practically naked doesn't really inspire sexyness for me. Pics turned out great though. Rianne looked great too. She was less concerned about the elephant and so much more beautfiul than the girl she was doing the shoot with I almost felt bad for her
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Celebrity HOT OR NOT?
Not my cup of tea. Kristin Stewart (curious since she's the new It-girl and my cousin wants to look like her)
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Twilight
I love the Twilight hype. It's frickin hilarious! I like Robert Pattison. ;D He's treats the movie like one big joke and I think that's the only way to go about it. Here a short excerpt from an interview: "When you read the book," says Pattinson, ... "it's like, `Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is liked that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108 year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there." I'm going to see the movie because of him Here's more stuff from interviews. I love how he's sarcastic about everything. Questions for Robert Pattinson Q: Who would play you in the movie version of your life? I'd play it, because I probably won't be employed after this. Who in your family are you closest to? My dog, Patty. What's your worst habit? Speaking too much. What's the last thing you bought? Toilet paper. Fill in the blank: When I was 17, I was ____________. So much cooler because I knew less about myself. And when asked about what he thought about his new celebrity status he said: "It's absolutely nuts," he says, shaking his head in bemusement and laughing. "It's just crazy. A year ago I couldn't get a date and now the whole world's turned over and I can have any 14-year-old girl I want."
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Cute Sexy or Sexy Sexy???
I'm not convinced it really comes down to facial traits. Yes, there are girls that are just really cute and being a sexy bombshell is hard for them because it's not in their personality. Their mannerisms, the way they laugh and present themselves is cute. (whether intentional or not.) Doesn't mean it's impossible. It just doesn't fit with who they are. Miranda Kerr is someone, when you see her in candids, backstage and interviews you think she's really cute. She has fun, her laugh is infectious and she smiles a lot. But tell me what you'd call this: I also think Angelina Jolie can be cute when she wants to be. But I think it's just in her personality to ooze sex like she does. Sure, it helps that she has plump lips and sharp eyes, but that's just beauty. I don't think it's your natural beauty to determine if your sexy or cute. It's who you are. People who ooze sex will (unconsciously) also dress that way and use make-up to accentuate that. Cosmo just needed an article to fill their pages. And as always, they draw everything back to looks so they can advertise more make-up.
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High Heels
^^Woah, awesome! To me though, they would be deathtraps I was born with sneakers on
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Hair
- THIS or THAT
Beyonce no doubt about it! Gwen Stefani or Agyness Deyn?- Celebrity HOT OR NOT?
Hot Irene Bagach - THIS or THAT