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1. Alessandra 2. Heidi 3. Caroline 4. Raquel 5. Carmen

'80 x2 '81 x1

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1. Keira 2. Eva 3. Freida 4. Izabella 5. Ashley 6. Angelina 7. Evangeline 8. Rachel

That! Was a goal! Q. Why did Phil Brown leave Hull City? A. His position became untanable. (ahem) I like to imagine that Bruce Almighty (as absolutely no-one is calling him) hangs out in Star Wars' Mos Eisley Cantina in his spare time. But according to at least one site, he does bear an uncanny resemblance to the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2, so you might be on to something. It must be the blonde rinse!

Correct - well played Fred!

Sweet-toothed toddler climbs inside machine to grab sweets It's a toddler's dream: locked in a world of lollipops. But the situation rapidly turned into a mother's nightmare as two-year-old Cohen Stone became trapped inside an arcade machine. Attracted by the colourful prizes of sweets and teddy bears, Cohen somehow managed to climb up inside the glass case. Cohen enjoys one of the machine's lollies. Once nestled among his booty, the tot realised there was no way out - causing a frantic rescue effort at the restaurant where his mother Kyra, 24, had taken him to a birthday party. But after taking her eye off the toddler for two minutes, Kyra turned to discover Cohen had become one of the prizes to be won among the sweets and soft teddy bears. 'The hole was tiny. I have no idea how he did it. That's when I started to panic. I didn't know how I was going to get him out.' Customers and even workers - including the chef - at Siena's restaurant gathered around the toddler in disbelief. Cohen squeezed through the lolly machine's hatch to reach his sweet prize. 'I phoned my husband Calan but he thought I was joking. He kept asking me to repeat what I was saying. It was only that I was so upset that he realised I was not having him on. Now that it's all over and he is fine, I can see the funny side.'

Whatever next?

Dirty Projectors - Stillness Is The Move

1. Reka 2. Heidi 3. Naomi 4. Lindsay 5. Tyra

9. Paula 10. Monica 11. Julianne 12. Emily 13. Lucy 14. Blake 15. Mary Elizabeth 16. Freida

Goodbye Bafana?

And for you pammiej! ASOS Magazine (November 2009) - Source

For you Joe...

1. Leighton 2. Holly 3. Odette 4. Sophie 5. Mila 6. Salma 7. Catherine 8. Thandie

Izabel x2 Caroline x1

^Bizarre! Next year they're putting the 'crescent and star' on a thong - see how well that goes down... Oh, Baron, you´ve almost invented what they call a "tolerance"! ok, it started with a DAMN BIG CROSS on Naomi, next year it´s gonna be a crescent and star (on Alessandra I guess???) and the next year?? We are all gonna wear a hammer and a grass hook :brows: of course, all-in-red and now a song rings in my head...what a wonderful world.... :dance: I always knew VS would bring about world peace one day...

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