Michael*

Miranda x3

Face - .5 each Body - Yamila Sexiness - Eugenia

Hard to say for sure, though I imagine they were almost all Bruce signings. The Cana deal took everyone by surprise but he was made captain within a few weeks of joining. The rest seemed to be very much Bruce's style. Cattermole served him well at Wigan and he raved to the press about Bent, Mensah, Turner and Campbell. We even got the obligatory obscure South American player in Da Silva. Anyway Fred, hope you enjoy tomorrow's final. Best of luck to Villa!

Two Hands, with Heath Ledger.

Field Music, Lightspeed Champion, Grizzly Bear, Bombay Bicycle Club, and Beach House (still).

Julian Casblancas - "11th Dimension" Field Music - "Them That Do Nothing" Lightspeed Champion - "Marlene"

1. Rosie 2. Aminata 3. Marisa 4. Caroline

Neither are that great - 1.5 each.

I think that's exactly the problem. He talks a very good game but from what I've seen, he hasn't really imposed any sort of style or mentality on the team. When he took over, I expected motivation to be his strong point (having turned faltering players like Kirkland and Bramble into decent performers for Wigan) but after making excellent starts, Cattermole, Cana and Turner seem to have gone backwards. Perhaps the many years we've spent making drastic changes to the squad is catching up with us and making it impossible for the team to gel properly. Bruce has probably played his part in that as well, since there's been all manner of chopping and changing again this season (especially at the back). He'll take Richardson or Ferdinand and use them in four different positions in as many weeks, but seems reluctant to try Malbranque anywhere but on the right, despite him looking quite versatile for Spurs and Fulham. I get the feeling that no-one knows where they're supposed to be playing from week to week. Still, I'm clinging on to the hope that we can scrap for the points we need in the upcoming home games. <_<

FHM UK's "Girls of 2010" - Scan by Jeeves26

FHM UK's "Girls of 2010" - Scan by Jeeves26

"SpongeBob FancyPants - Art You Grew Up With" charity auction event (January 2010) -

"The Ugly Truth" premiere, London (August 2009) -

1. Ana 2. Tatiana 3. Lindsay 4. Miranda

Kylie x2 Candice x1

Face - Behati Body - Behati Sexiness - Behati

After managing a grand total of two league wins between January and May of 2009, we only stayed up last season by living off other clubs' misfortune. So it's no real surprise that we've been mostly crap again this year. Some very good results early on raised expectations but to me, finishing in lower mid-table obscurity would represent progress. I'm just praying that we're not panicking again come May. Apart from the thrashing we'll no doubt get at Villa Park, there are four winnable home games coming up. If the players can't pull themselves together for those, then, well - you know the rest!

1. Isabeli 2. Edita 3. Candice 4. Julia 5. Caroline

Isabeli x2 Caroline x1

1. Maryna 2. Lindsay 3. Tatiana 4. MS 5. Marisa

Miranda x3

Face : Natasha Body : Natasha Sexiness : Nikki

1-2. Beyonce 3-4. Alicia 5-6. Shakira 7-8. Nelly 9-10. Natalie 11-12. Jennifer 13.14. Katie 15-16. Holly

It's not One Crazy Summer, is it?