Michael*

Face 8 Body 7

2.5

Sloggi - 5 Not really - it's a 1 if ever I saw one. Must have cost literally three's of pounds to make. VS Miracle Bra - 2.5 Not as slick as the usual VS fare but as always, everyone looks great. Minus points for the set designer who obviously had some giant sheets of graph paper lying around and saw an opportunity to put them to good use. Triumph Maximizer Dress - 2.5 Not too bad. Reminded me of another ad starring Charlize Theron but there was more of a coherent theme to that one, if memory serves.

MGMT - Congratulations

Julie x2 Eniko x1 Xenya x3 Reka x2 Aomi x1 ----------- Anna x2 Tyra x1 Jarah x2 Sylwia x1 Janeta x2 Jessica x1

1. Britney Spears (8) 2. Jennifer Lopez (7) 3. Rihanna (7) 4. Katy Perry (7) 5. Shakira (7) 6. The Saturdays (7) 7. Cheryl Cole (7) 8. Beyonce (10) 9. Kelly Rowland (9) 10. Hayley Williams (9)

Are we done?

1. Britney Spears (9) 2. Jennifer Lopez (7) 3. Rihanna (7) 4. Katy Perry (7) 5. Shakira (7) 6. The Saturdays (8) 7. Cheryl Cole (7) 8. Beyonce (10) 9. Kelly Rowland (9) 10. Hayley Williams (9)

Generally speaking, it's probably not a good thing to have your hair look like a load of twigs but in this case, I like the way it merges with the background. 2

Sloggi Fruits - 1.5 Mildly amusing at first, but I expected a few models to turn up at some point. They must have used all the budget on the fruit. Jolidon Clandestine Lingerie - 2 I take it they were going for a James Bond concept, but it ended up looking more like a car commercial. I did like some of the shots towards the end though. Balentines Lingerie - 1 Some of the worst acting of all time.

Clash Magazine (August 2010) - Credit to Septimiu29 for all the scans.

Rolling Stone (August 2010) -

SPIN Magazine (August 2010) -

Quadruple figures!

Great lighting but the background is a little too busy for my liking. 1.8

4

Natasha x3 Polina x3 Julie x2 Anastasia x1 --------------- Candice x2 Rianne x1 Mila x2 Jenna x1 Marloes x3

Laetitia x3

Maximizer 3D - 3.5 Felt a little uptight compared to, say, the Ana one from the last round - but it was a nice enough ad and Olga looks great as always. Bonita de Mas - 2 A curious concept. I bet the one with the MP3 player was popular, being locked in that container must have been boring. The Nakeds - 3 The name sounds like an appalling punk band from the 1970s, but the ad wasn't too bad. Could have done without the flashing lights though.

I picked Gomes too but I tend to think of him as more of a back-up, simply because 'Arry has that strange habit of picking unpredictable teams, which always seems to make Spurs prone to the odd thrashing. Every once in a while, you can guarantee he'll throw a spanner in the Fantasy League works and play three right-backs for no apparent reason.

Michael Dawson looks good value at 5.5, and Gomes could a decent option as a back-up keeper. Apart from those two, bargains in the Spurs squad look few and far between. Picking players from Man City is even more of a minefield. Adam Johnson is a favourite of mine, but it's anybody's guess who'll be named in their final squad. I dare say even Mancini has no clue.

1. Marge Simpson (6) 2. Pocahontas (8) 3. Ariel (7) 4. Snowwhite (5) 5. The Dwarfs (8) 6. Bomberman (7) 7. Adriana "TheOneWhoSavedVS" Lima (1) 8. Cruella De Vil (6) 9. Lessie (9) 10. Ginormica (5)

Jessica x2 Yamila x1 Rocio x3 Taryn x3 ------------ Isabeli x2 Helena x1 Emanuela x3 Amanda x3

3.5

I like it too, I'll keep voting for as long as it continues. And for the latest round... Catherine looks great and I like the pose, but it doesn't feel like she's the focal point of the shot. 1.5