Michael*

Welcome to the league, Baron! Best swap deal since Eto'o/Ibrahimovic.

1.8

9 Emanuela De Paula 10 Valentina Zelyaeva 11 Karolina Kurkova 12 Laetitia Casta 13 Natasha Poly 14 Christy Turlington 15 Caroline Francischini 16 Catherine McNeil

Jessica x5

Petra x2 Lindsay x1 Hilary x2 Veronica x1 Hana x1.5 Lily x1.5

Europe - 2

WonderBra #2 - 2 A cute concept spoiled by irritating camerawork. Fruit of the Loom Surreal - 1.5 Oh, to have been a fly on the wall on the set of this one. "Okay Bunch of Grapes #2, when you see the hot girl, start waving your giant leaf!" FormFit Lingerie - 2 Mostly for the voiceover. Playtex Dear Bra - 2 Clever and amusing concept but the final product seems a bit half-hearted. VS Holiday 2004 - 4 Typical VS stuff, but so well made that it's easily a 4. I just re-watched it and I completely missed the red cross emblem on the uniform first time round. The perils of the small YouTube screen! Joe, if it's not too much of a pain, I'll change my vote for that one to a 3.5.

Emily x2 Tyra x1 Josie x3 Erin 2 Jarah x1

Selita x5

1 Coco Rocha 2 Cindy Crawford 3 Inguna Butane 4 Pania Rose 5 Carmen Kass 6 Elle Macpherson 7 Marija Vujovic 8 Andi Muise

2.6

Elevator - 2 A funny concept but the idea was much better than the end result. The canned laughter was very jarring too. Pan Huiru - Savvy Bra Ad - 2 Two points for the incredibly cute model. Calvin Klein #3 - 4 Good one. Liked the mood a lot. A cool, calm, understated ad like that stands out way more than the usual in your face stuff. Shiesser - 1.5 Didn't get that one at all, if in fact there was anything to get. Ultimo Lingerie - 2.5 Is it just me or was at least half of that out of focus? Anyway, liked the lighting but found it a touch boring overall.

:hell yea!: Congratulations Joe and here's to the next 10,000! :hell yea!:

Option two gets my vote - Sky Sports' wall to wall Joe Cole love-in bugs me no end. He's totally ineffective and has been for yonks. Fingers crossed for a Rooney hat-trick against the Mags tomorrow evening. Purely in the interest of my Fantasy League team, of course (honest!)

Alien

* Looks: Anna * Potential: Anna * Overall ability: Anna

Andres Sarda - 3 Very well made. Liked the contrast-y black & white shots a lot but the colour parts looked rather washed out, almost to the point of being hazy. Bravissimo - 4 When it said Leela I was expecting a girl with one eye - oh well. Anyway, great vibrant colours and nice looking text. Swear Bras - 1.5 I suspect the model took a wrong turn at the studio and accidentally ended up on the set of a My Chemical Romance video. Playtex - 2 Liked the theme/concept but overall it was all a bit bland. Jockey Underwear - 3.5 Another cool theme, though perhaps a little laboured in getting to the point.

Bette x3

Gisele x3

Chloe x3 Yesica x2 Jarah x1 Lujan x3 ----------- Josie x2 Sheila x1 Emily x2 Almudena x1 Vanessa x3 ----------- Hilary x2 Linda x1 Lily x2 Jessica x1 Taryn x3

Not mad about either, but at least Marisa's actually look like wings... Marisa x5

Europe 1

Decisions, decisions... Olga (just)

Haynes Wedgie Epidemic - 2.5 It was alright. Didn't like the "look what we got our Hanes on now" line though. Mode Marie #3 - 2.5 Whatever kind of theme or narrative there was went straight over my head but what a great looking model. Bar Rafaeli Bonita de Mas #3 - 4 Gave me a Dinosaur Jr. flashback, though I think it's safe to say Bar is nicer to look at than J. Mascis. Freya Lingerie #1 - 4 A very eye-catching ad with nice vibrant colours. The model was more cute than hot but it fit the theme perfectly. Momix Hanes Dancers - 2.5 Lots of impressive moves but a few unintentionally funny ones too. Once again, minus points for the tagline at the end.

Yes, I'm perfectly sane -