Michael*

^Thanks Theron! It'll be a tall order to equal Noomi Rapace's portrayal of Lisbeth but it's reassuring to see that Rooney at least looks the part.

Katie McGrath Milla Jovovich Lindsay Ellingson Veronika Varekova Natalie Portman

Stella x3 Flavia x2 Anna Maria x3 Kirsty x2 Jodie x3 Agyness x2 Katja x5 Ashley x5

1. Gisele Bundchen (5) 2. Adriana Lima (4) 3. Alessandra Ambrosio (2) 4. Liu Wen (5) 5. Natasha Poly (6) 6. Sasha Pivovarova (3) 7. Edita Vilkeviciute (10) 9. Carmen Kass (2) 10. Anja Rubik (6)

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I'd probably go Diana, Leighton and January as a top three but none of them really blew me away. Mila Kunis looks oddly like Marion Cotillard in that first pic.

Clara Lips: 8 Smile: 9 Hair: 9.5 Eyes: 8 Nose: 9.5 Abs: 7.5 Cleavage: 7 Butt: 9 Legs: 8.5

Ah, there it is - right on schedule.

The usual suspects - Tame Impala, Warpaint, Interpol and Beach House.

^Just saw your name there and thought I'd be nosy! Spookily enough am listening to Oracular Spectacular as I type... Woooh!Always welcome - hope it wasn't too disappointing to find a cop-out top ten instead of an all-time one.

Almost the time it takes to make one third of a Guns N Roses album. Congratulations Matt!

Thank goodness that's over with. Unless my judgement was impaired by watching the game on a crappy YouTube-esque feed (I couldn't see the ball on full screen mode) or having to witness Kevin Nolan's revolting chicken dance for a fourth time this season, our derby day proved to be a dismal display of football that wouldn't have looked out of place in 1925. So little genuine quality or positional sense on show that it resembled an ill-disciplined kickabout in the park. The Barcodes have an odd knack of exposing our weaknesses, while coaxing us into playing the type of physical game that we simply don't have the steel to contest, with or without a fit Cattermole. If nothing else, the game should highlight our desperate need for quality service to Benty, Gyany and Welbecky from wide areas. Elmohamady, though full of pace and trickery, can't cross to save his life, while Malbranque and Richardson looked dreadfully out of their element on the left. Someone who can take a decent free-kick wouldn't go amiss either.

Don't mention spam if Doutzen is within earshot.

Beri x2 Gang x1

High Style x3

Charlize Theron 2-1 Jessica Alba Natalie Portman 2-1 Keira Knightley Mila Kunis 1-2 Kristin Kreuk Scarlett Johansson 1-2 Ziyi Zhang

Judit x5 Inguna x5 Du Juan x5

Her ribs are freaking me out - 2

Esti Ginzburg Daniela Freitas Shannyn Sossamon Meisa Kuroki Barbara Palvin

1-2. Keira Knightley 3-4. Mary Elizabeth Winstead 5-6. Natalie Portman 7-8. Olivia Wilde 9-10. Olga Kurylenko 11-12. Odette Yustman 13-14. Kristin Kreuk 15-16. Milla Jovovich

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Irina Lips: 7 Smile: 6 Hair: 8 Eyes: 7 Nose: 7 Abs: 8.5 Cleavage: 5 Butt: 8.5 Legs: 9

Practice Session at Melbourne Park, Australia (January 2011) -

The Bourne Supremacy