Michael*

Eva Lips: 6 Smile: 5 Hair: 8 Eyes: 8 Nose: 6 Abs: 7 Cleavage: 10 Butt: 8.5 Legs: 7.5

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Daniela Frietas Dolores Del Rio Esti Ginzburg Marilyn Monroe Shay Mitchell Odette Yustman

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Very impressive Garfunkeling by Robin. If this tune is anything to go by, the album could something very special indeed.

Man alive, this game is hard. Karen Mulder [10] Bar Refaeli [7] Frederique Van Der Wal [8] Krissy Taylor Emanuela de Paula [12] Christie Brinkley

Tiiu Kuik Michea Crawford Ana Beatriz Barros Geraldine Brooks Samantha Ahrens Cindy Crawford

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^Tremendous stuff! Had Utaka not just upped sticks for the French league, this would have earned him an instant placing on my top five "complex" Premier League footballers list. Only in fifth place mind, but there's some serious competition. 01. Mario Balotelli "What's his name? Wil something? No, I don't know him but next time I play against Arsenal I will keep a close eye on him. Perhaps I can show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him who won it." 02. Andrei Arshavin "I won’t jump into water from a ten metre diving board. I’m generally scared of it. Not even of how deep it is - but the creatures that are maybe hiding in it." 03. Mohamed Diame "The truth about life in Wigan is there is nothing to do. It is a crappy place." 04. Benoit Assou-Ekotto "Yes, it's a good, good job and I don't say that I hate football but it's not my passion." And last but not least... 05. Anton Ferdinand "Going 4 a walk 2 da shops gettin milk 4 my coco pops game head is on preppin my shit"

High Style x3

Double post.

Milla x3

Hannah Davis [10] Petra Nemcova [12] Hilary Rhoda [8] Cintia Dicker [7] Yasmeen Ghauri Jerry Hall

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^ Torres out + Carroll in =

P Diddy sued for $1 trillion and accused of causing 9/11 attacks A woman is suing P Diddy for $1 trillion (£635 billion). Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, 31, has filed the suit in Los Angeles Superior Court against the rap mogul, his former girlfriend Kim Porter and Rodney King, the man who was a victim of assault by the Los Angeles Police in 1991. She also claims that her and Diddy have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, who is now 23. Turks also alleges that Diddy, real name Sean Combs, caused the 9/11 attacks, put her son in hospital and sold a poker chip belonging to her, which she says was worth "100 zillions of dollars". According to court papers seen by Radaronline.com Turks is asking for $900 billion (£571.5 billion) in child support and $100 billion (£63.5 billion) in lost income. In papers she has submitted to the court, Turks wrote: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the World Trade Center and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair." She added: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. It's worth over 100 zillions of dollars." Turks also applied for a restraining order against Diddy, which a judge has denied. Although Turks is not expected to get very far with her lawsuit, the judge has set a court date of January 31 for the case to be heard.

My commiserations to whichever Liverpool player draws the short straw and ends up with Andy Carroll as their new lodger.

Another clue...

Catrinel Menghia [0] Behati Prinsloo [2]

Olga Kurylenko Yasmine Bleeth Marloes Horst Alexa Chung Josie Maran Sarah Stephens