Michael*

2.6

2.8

Ming Xi Anais Pouliot [8] Rianne Ten Haken [7] Mayra Suarez [10] Du Juan [12] Kinga Rajzak

1. Milla Jovovich 2. Jessica Stroup 3. Candice Accola 4. Emma Roberts 5. Cate Blanchett 6. Zooey Deschanel 7. Sienna Miller 8. Kristin Kreuk

Petra [4] Clara [1]

If there's an out-and-out striker in European football currently hotter than Falcao, I haven't seen him. Should they hang on to their better players and improve defensively next year, Porto could do some serious damage in the Champions League.

Revlon: 2.5 Logic would dictate that this is a fairly recent one, yet it feels kinda dated to me. Cute enough, though. Armani: 4 From a visual point of view, I liked everything about it and could have happily watched for an hour. That hour however would have probably gone by without me knowing or indeed caring what the product was. So for that reason, I'm afraid I can't give it a perfect score. Garnier: 2 Unspectacular but got the point across in a straightforward, inoffensive kind of way. Prada: 2.5 Had a certain quirkiness to it that I didn't really mind.

Marine Vacth [8] Inguna Butane [12] Tyra Banks Zazoe van Lieshout [7] Zuzana Gregorova [10] Catalina Otalvaro

Petra [3] Lais [3]

9. Sophie Marceau 10. Virginie Ledoyen 11. Izabella Scorupco 12. Camilla Belle 13. Natalie Martinez 14. Laetitia Casta 15. Chyler Leigh 16. Amy Acker

Thank goodness for little Leo. Without his cracking brace, there wouldn't have been any actual football played last night. Awful, awful game.

Petra [1] Adriana [3]

1. Heather Graham 2. Emmy Rossum 3. Ziyi Zhang 4. Famke Janssen 5. Eva Green 6. Rebecca Romijn 7. Thandie Newton 8. Rose Byrne

Covergirl: 5 I can't truthfully say I'm a Drew fan but in terms of visuals, lighting and vibrant colours, this ad is as good as it gets. Britney: 1.5 Didn't appear to be selling anything but Britney, and I'm afraid I'm not buying. Estee Lauder: 1.5 Not completely without merit but overall, tremendously dated in virtually every department. Valentino: 3 Perhaps lacking in substance but I liked the colours a lot and the model looks great.

This. 1.5 each.

1.5

Carla Lips: 6 Smile: 7 Hair: 8 Eyes: 9 Nose: 7 Abs: 7.5 Cleavage: 7 Butt: 7 Legs: 8

Xenia Tchoumitcheva Laetitia Casta Pei Bei [8] Daniela Cosio [12] Jessica Gomes [10] Beverly Peele [7]

Star Girls x2 Christy x1

Petra Nemcova [6] Jarah Mariano [2]

Sophia x3 Ashley x2

7.5

I did read one report describing Guardiola's manner as 'controlled rage' but my eyes have yet to see it for themselves. Pep does look as if he's feeling the effects of a long hard season, though it's to his credit that he hasn't shown any signs of annoyance with Mourinho until now. He lasted longer than Jose's rivals usually do, anyway. Deep down, I suspect Mourinho knows Madrid can ill afford to concede an away goal and therefore has started with the frustration tactics before the game even kicks off. Silly as it might sound, a 0-0 draw tonight would probably suit him better than a 2-1 win.

Clearly, Mourinho is on top form at the moment but as far as I'm concerned, Guardiola had a point over Pedro's disallowed goal. Granted, the replays showed that he was indeed offside but in actual fact, the decision was so tight that the official couldn't have based his call on anything other than guesswork, and the benefit of the doubt, we're always told, should go in favour of the attacker. Surprised how ridiculously one-sided last night's game was. Giggs appears to be better now than he was 10 years ago - what's he going to be like at 48?

I'm backing Schalke to do well and get a good result at home, but I could see United grabbing an away goal or two and thus, doing enough to make the final. Fergie seemingly favours 4-5-1 for European games but I'd be very surprised if he reverts to it again, after having the 4-4-2 work so well against Chelsea. Here's hoping that ITV have emergency medical staff on hand in case Clive Tyldsley has a coronary mid-match. They'll be looking much better with Puyol and Iniesta out there, but this game just feels perfectly poised for Madrid. Home advantage, knackered Barca squad and confidence from the Copa Del Rey victory, not to mention key players in good form and others returning from injury. One thing Barca should have in their favour is that the referee Stark is a card-happy fellow and a self-confessed Messi worshipper. So I strongly suspect that if a Madrid player does so much as breathe on little Leo, they'll be history faster than Darron Gibson's Twitter account.