Michael*

Paulina Porizkova [8] Marine Vacth [12] Alejandra Gozales Daly [10] Rosie Huntington-Whiteley [7]

Water & Oil x 2.5 Family Circus x 0.5 Edit: oops, too late.

1-2. Charlize Theron 3-4. Olivia Wilde 5-6. Natalie Portman 7-8. Odette Yustman 9-10. Keira Knightley 11-12. Rachel McAdams 13-14. Milla Jovovich 15-16. Diane Kruger

3

8

Not sure if the Average One has it in him, but the second bit shouldn't be too much of a problem. I'll kill that Suarez! :persuazn: There was a joke the other day that Ba no longer gives out autographs, since the last time he signed his name in London, he ended up at West Ham - but the story currently doing the rounds is that he was racially abused by a 'fan', which sparked a mass brawl between players and guests.

The last two episodes have been absolute rippers. Poor Rory has had more near-death experiences than anyone else on TV. I'm starting to think that the character only exists so the writers can torture him.

^It does seem to be catching on amongst 'impressionable' young men...

Another new discovery, featuring Faris Badwan from The Horrors and Rachel Zeffira from, er, other things.

I couldn't detect much MGMT in there but bits of it did remind me of The Beta Band and White Denim. Will investigate further forthwith.

Elena Fisher (Uncharted) Slightly ahead of Chloe Frazer. Farah (Prince of Persia) Inexplicably and criminally absent from the second and third 'POP' adventures on PS2.

As in Sergei Bubka the pole vaulter? Never knew that. No, she is dating the son of the pole vaulter. Sergei is a tennis player like Vika Oh, I see. Didn't know that either. Sergei jnr looks exactly like his dad.

Ruby x3

Maybelline: 4 (minus points for the voiceover) Inspire: 1 L'Oreal: 2 With Love: 1.5

2.6

2.7

Magdalena Frackowiak [8] Frida Gustavsson [6]

Liu Wen [12] Isla [10] Pamela Bernier [8] Candice Swanepoel [7]

QF1. Olivia Wilde QF2. Charlize Theron QF3. Natalie Portman QF4. Odette Yustman 9-16. Sophia Bush 9-16. Rachel McAdams 9-16. Milla Jovovich 9-16. Diane Kruger

I knew West Ham were doomed when David Sullivan, the usually shy and retiring pornographer, turned up looking like this... Also, a punchup at the club's end of season dinner last night - absolutely fantastic.

Congrats on the victory Fred, and well done on the mammoth 75-point haul in fantasy football this week. The head to head league is going down to the wire. Meanwhile, back at the ranch - our pathetic 'we had a go for 20 minutes and didn't score, let's just chuck it in' approach to playing at home continues. Oh for a striker, another striker, two wingers, a left back, a right back and a goalkeeper...

6.5

Olga Kurylenko [10] Zuzana Gregorova [12] Charlotte Free [8] Katsia Damankova [7]