
Everything posted by Clauds
- 2017 SI Swimsuit
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2017 SI Swimsuit
I honestly admire yall for still giving a shit about this thing even after the last couple of years have been so tragic and the current lineup looks so messy i just can't bring myself to stare at T&As when i know i will most likely be let down once i figure out none of my casting call girls made it Glad to see Nina is back tho, hope her pictures don't suck this time, Ruven did 100% screw her over (and all his models, tbh) this year.
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
My favorite segments are all the ones from 2005, no joke, especially the Sexy santa helpers, the toy segment (that KK opening was fire) and the candy segment, but overall every segment and almost every outfit in that show was just such an epic win + Parisian Nights from 2013 and the Winter Glacial Whateverthenameitwas closing segment from 2006 I'm a less is more kinda gal and all those segments have something in common: no performers, lots of lingerie and not that many accesories, capes and weird shit. I agree about Georgia being great, she with Grace and Irina were my favorite newbies for sure. Alana, Dilone and Jourdana also gave me life, and of course Bella who i love. Some regulars that need to go are Alessandra, Lily A, Lily D and Joan, they looked so out of place this year o.o, at least Adriana and Izabel (who i cannot believe I'm saying this about tbh) looked fresh on the runway, they don't give me old auntie vibes. Also, whoever thought bringing back Liu was a good idea needs to get slapped
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
My shows would be: 2005 - forever the greatest, outfits, cast, everything 2006 - same as 2005, but the opening gives 2005 an edge 2003 2008 2016 2010 2013 - Parisian Nights is for sure one of my favorite segments ever 2011 2014 2015 2012 - i can't remember this show like, at all so that's not a good sign 2007 2009
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
So I finally saw the entire thing and this is my final veredict, overall I really liked the show and IDK if it's because my expectations were extra low but to me it was one of the best ones they've done recently. Lots of beautiful women, I feel like this year they went for a more womanly look and other than a few exceptions I didn't feel creepy looking at half naked teens and I liked the outfits for the most part. I only have two (or three, depends on how you see it) with the show, the first one is that there's too many women, they had 51 women and some of them were very blink and you'll miss it, Megan was great but she had like 0.03 seconds of screentime, I say they need to cut back to 35-40 so they can all get some love and also put more focus on the Angels outfitwise, which takes me to the fact that there's way too many Angels and the editing of the segments was too messy, and there's 12 Angels and barely half of them got screentime. My second issue is that we did not need ANOTHER fitness/VSX segment, they've done too many recently and that time could have been used to either show Elsa being told she is opening or to show Jasmine and her FB or to profile another girl like Sara or Tay who seem to do well with audience, IMO the VSX segment was useless. The Hadid segment was adorable tbh and I think it's something they would have done even if the sister's in case were not the Hadids. As far as performers goes, I doesn't get any better than these three. They all interacted with the models without standing in their way but still managed to get some spotlight and they are all three talented individuals so VS did nail the performers thing. My favorite was Bruno Mars and he can come back and perform every year if he wants tbh. Now segment by segment: TRA - Overall the music wasn't the greatest but I still like it, I just wish the outfits had a more cohesive order instead of just throwing them out randomly, Elsa & Bill slayed the fuck out of the opening, mamma made me proud Other favorites in this were Adriana, Ming and Lais who all looked beautiful. On the tragic side of this are Joan, Kendull and Liu. MR - Too covered up but the Gaga song was perfect tbh and the scenary was beautiful Josephine was the biggest letdown this year, her opening was terrible and I sincerely hope she never opens again Favorites in this were Leomi (somebody give this woman a contract ASAP, it needs to happen), Kelly, Flavia, Sara, Megan, Flavia and Sanne Tragic: Josephine's opening, Lily A, Lily D and Keke PINK- I LOVED this segment to no ends, the energy from Bruno was there, every lady on this segment came to slay and even tho some outfits were terrible they still made it work and I personally think this is the best PINK segment they've done since the first one back in 2006. Grace did a wonderful job opening. Favorites: Grace, Alana, Zuri, Lameka, Luma, Xiao and Lais The only ones I didn't love here was Rachel, she had the lowest energy level and I guess you can't blame her, girlfriend got fucked over big time by VS and Camille who looked so out of place and uncomfortable it was sad SA - I liked it and the song fitted perfectly, it was a good segment and it had some really really good outfits. Adriana's opening was on point and I'm so glad she didn't do anything stupid. Favorites: Adriana, Elsa, Valery, Sanne, Irina, Ming, Georgia, Jourdana and Sara Tragic: Liu DA - Gaga's performance was great but I don't think this should have followed SA, they were too similiar. Taylor's opening I did not enjoy at all, it wasn't her best year and I wish someone else had opened tbh. I'm just meh about this segment Favorites: Sui, Kate, Gigi, Martha, Izabel, Leomie Tragic: Kendull, Joan BNA - Perfect for the closing, great performance, lots of beautiful outfits and Stella's opening was on point. Jasmine looked stunning in the FB and I wish she had closed the show with it Favorites: Stella, Irina, Bella, Romee, Georgia, Maria, Jasmine, Kelly Tragic: Lily D, Lily A (will she ever be able to walk decently?), Josephine (what the fuck was that dance? yiiikes!) Finale - Lead by Elsa & Adriana this was the highlight of the show for me and my inner 13 years old psychofan so yassss! A bit too short tho, I wish they had shown more of it but oh well My favorite segment was PINK for all the reasons listed above and my least favorite as MR because the outfitd were too covered, this is a lingerie show and I like my girls in small lingerie.
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
I'm shocked by yall, I can't remember the last time Adriana got this much praise in a show? She was the best one this year for me too IMO, she was just shining. Also glad to see yall also seem to have liked Elsa's openig. I just saw TRA and I think she did a great job, I hope she gets to open again in the future
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
All livestream links are 100% shit and I already missed Elsa's opening which is pretty much all I cared about, so Imma go to sleep and torrent this thing tomorrow. Peace out
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
It has improved a tiny little bit if you compare it to her very early days, but that's it. She mentioned a couple times wanting to improve it but not having the time, I guess she gave up on it already. Still madly love her tho
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
It's not better, it will never be better. It's been 17 years, yall need to face the fact: she's beautiful, rich and doesn't need to improve her English for her job. And the fact that she has been living in Madrird and then Miami since she became a mother doesn't help, at this point she probably speaks better Spanish than English Agree about Georgia, she's everythiing
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Adriana gives me life, she just doesn't give a flying fuck about anything, this is my yearly reminder of why she's been my favorite model for a decade
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Lameka is love I'm willing to forgive her for dissing Gisele and Keke just yikes I mean
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
But Georgia tho
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Probably jealousy because these women are all stunning, young, successful, admired and she's just ... there? She just comes off as such a bitter bitch to me tbh I can honestly understand why everyone shows Ed some love but not to her Elsa looked 100% stunning, but I'm annoyed at JoJa doing pretty much the same stuff we've seen in the videos before even tho they do look cute
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
I'm fine with ocassional trolling but she's just being a rude bitch and it's not even funny. Kuddos to the girls for handling it with class, i'd be like BITCH, BYE!
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
WTF is wrong with Monica? Honestly she always suck as a host but this time she's being a straight out major cunt to the girls o.O
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The Official Victoria's Secret Thread
We need a version of just Lais and Adriana Jasmine and Elsie looked good great too but didn't really fit the vibe of the video. Adriana and Lais take the cake here no doubt, Stella looked 100% out of place on this tbh, made kind of uncomfortable
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Sara Sampaio
Or she could launch her own thing and be successful like Rosie, Gisele and Miranda? Sara is young, hot and has one of the best agents behind her. There is no way in hell Ali would let her career go down the toilet tbh.
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
+1 I love Bella tbh. I love it when they go resting bitch on.
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
100% called this. Let the oversensitive idiots come out
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The Official Victoria's Secret Thread
Not sure about the others but Adriana and Alessandra are for sure on year to year contracts, I'm pretty sure Adriana will renew again but IDK about Alessandra. As for Elsa, I doubt she got just one year, I think she, Behati and Candice are all under three year contracts. Unlike the rest of the Angels, Elsa had been already working as a PR person for the brand and they knew she'd work out. I can also see Taylor and Jasmine being under two/three years contracts at this point, there is absolutely no way in hell VS would risk pushing them this hard in the past 12 months if they didn't know for sure they are locked in for the near future. The rest I can see literally all of them getting dropped and I wouldn't be surprised Now, I'm more curious about PINK. Grace is now listed on vspressroom.com as a Spokesperson. I'm curious to see if they are doing a whole Pink Angels roster or if (and most likely) they are dropping Rachel. IF they do indeed create a Pink Angels things, I hope Dani Lopez and Madison Headrick are next to be signed, they are just perfect for the brand and I can totally see them for mainline in the future.
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
So after going through like a billion pictures and without having seen this thing in motion Favorites: Adriana, Elsa, Jasmine, Taylor, Sara, Irina, Grace, Georgia, Bella, Kelly, Jourdana, Ming, Sui, Izabel, Sanne, Flavia, Maria & Luma Expected more from: Josephine, Gigi, Lais, Alana, Camille, Bridget, Lameka, Kate, Flavia, Megan & Devon Needs to never comeback: Keke, Maggie, Kendull, Brooke, Liu, Joan, Lily D, Lily A, Cindy The rest I just didn't care enough about to form an opinion
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The Official Victoria's Secret Thread
So after this year's show this is the list of Angels who have retired without opening the show or wearing the Fantasy Bra. IMO it's obvious VS will cut down the lineup by the start of next year, so the list may just get longer Izabel Goulart Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Chanel Iman Erin Heatherton Doutzen Kroes Lindsay Ellingson Karlie Kloss Jac Jagaciak Kate Grigorieva From the current Angels: Taylor Hill Martha Hunt Stella Maxwell Lais Ribeiro Sara Sampaio Romee Strijdd Josephine Skriver
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
After seeing that video, Josephine needs to never open a segment again o.o
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The Official Victoria's Secret Thread
I liked Adriana, the others were meh and Martha just yiiiikes that styling didn't do shit for her
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The 2016 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who rides Taylor's dick hardest of them all?" "You are strong, you are beautiful and you are NOT getting fired Martha. It doesn't mean anything that you didn't do cool stuff this year"