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  1. One of the best things about social media is that when you say you've dated/slept with someone that looks better than the model or actress you criticize, you have proof.

  2. Question 1: Are models with the combination of both bone thin lips and bone flat butts endangered? Now it seems like most have at least a little of one or the other.

     

    Question 2: Do you like redheads?

     

    Question 3: What would you recommend from The Cure?

  3. Who is the model in your avatar?

  4. No matter how many times I see that avatar, for some reason I expect the tree to break. :laugh: 

  5. I know I'm not the only one here that thinks that one-legged chick is sexy. Not because of the one leg of course.

    1. Prettyphile

      Prettyphile

      I think it's just you lol. She's a tad bulky looking, and very average faced even compared to an average non-model girl imo. If you like her, more power to ya.

    2. Joe > Average

      Joe > Average

      Her looks are average/below average, but to me, sexy is more intangible. More of a vibe and attitude. Obviously, there are even athletes they could have chosen that have both sexiness and better looks though.

       

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  6. #Dicks/TitsOutForSudan

  7. I had no idea Abbey Lee was Australian. I thought she was the world's ugliest Dutch for some reason. I guess that title goes to Laura Stone now. :p 

  8. How do you think Megan Fox would have done in "Best Eyes" in her prime?

    1. peroxideblonde

      peroxideblonde

      great for sure! but not just in her prime, even now i think she can do good..you'll be interested if i'll do a best eyes celebrity edition?

    2. Joe > Average

      Joe > Average

      Yes, because I never had a chance to nominate. :mellow: 

  9. Bregje is a highly f*ckable alien. I take it you haven't been probed.

  10. Team Mexico got deported? :sad: 

     

    :ninja: 

    1. Prettyphile

      Prettyphile

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  11. The Italian Olympic team's clothes were sponsored by Armani.  Way to taunt the rest of the world. :ermm: 

  12. I was going through your competition trying to find the name of a model and couldn't help but notice this...

     

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    :O_O: 

  13. I actually usually judge eyes by shape and proportion (or overall) but I will try for you.  :p For example, I don't like Carla Bruni's eyes at all, but I guess the color is unique? Still good that you distinguished eye shape though.

    1. peroxideblonde

      peroxideblonde

      same, that's why i decided to have 3 different categories, blue eyes are my favourite but i'll pick green eyes over blue ones if the shape is better..and thanks for voting! :D

       

  14. Your community reputation is up to good standing.

    1. maddog107

      maddog107

      Before I was in bad standing? :o 

    2. Joe > Average

      Joe > Average

      It said you were "neutral." :p It seemed kindof criminal, so I just liked some of your random posts. :ninja:  

    3. maddog107

      maddog107

      Much appreciated :heythere:

  15. I just heard "Stargazer" for the first time :O_O: ...Just...wow...

    1. Stormbringer

      Stormbringer

      Rainbow?
      It's one of the best song EVER!! :chicken: Epicness all over: Blackmore's solo and overall guitar work, Dio's singing, Cozy Powell's drumming.... Incredible song. A Light In The Black, from the same album, is incredible as well.

  16. I guess since you gave a 1, you won't be offended by me saying that Julie Henderson (face) looks similar to John Travolta with a blond wig. :laugh: 

    1. peroxideblonde

      peroxideblonde

      nope...and you're right! :rofl:

  17. Barbie and Mr. Potato Head had a baby. Her name is Lily Donaldson. I think she favors the father, but has the mother's hair.

  18. Who is this in your avatar? Its...hypnotizing...

    1. lostdiadem

      lostdiadem

      Elsa in the avi, Megan and Frida in the signature! :D 

  19. Do you like fish tacos by any chance?

    1. ILUVAdrianaLima

      ILUVAdrianaLima

      Indeed I do! One of my fav tacos! :chicken:

    2. Joe > Average

      Joe > Average

      I've been investigating different recipes lately because I have more carp than I know what to do with :ninja:  . After giving so much away, there is still a lot left over. Its invasive and literally jumps out of the water. I quickly learned that fish tacos are their own thing though and I need to see what works for them.

    3. ILUVAdrianaLima

      ILUVAdrianaLima

      I've never used carp for those kind of tacos but I'm sure u can prep them up for a nice taco or two! :chicken: Have you found anything yet on that fish for tacos?

  20. After long deliberation on your 'not telling' gender status, I've decided that you are a female.

  21. I see that you like Tanya M. too, so surely you concede that her hair is always on point and that she has one of the sexiest names ever? :Angel:

    1. peroxideblonde

      peroxideblonde

      i'm Tanya's biggest fan here! :rofl: and yes! :chicken:

  22. I love the sig :smile: . She even has beautiful hands :rofl:  .

  23. What are your least favorite facial features for female models? I'm thinking something like...

     

    Eyes that aren't symmetrical
    Nondescript eye shape
    Gap or crooked teeth
    Droopy eyes
    Long or square chin
    Really bushy or unkempt brows
    Really square, broad jaw

     

    Not too sure about the nose and lips.

     

     

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