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From I.D.(UK), March 2008:

From Vogue(Italy), Feb 2008 (with Mikhail Baryshnikov):

'Cos I like her and, though I may not muster sycophancy, I shall please myself(!):

Well, it would seem silly, with this current talk of Natalia Vodianova - and children's stories - not to dust off and haul out these Annie Leibowitz shots again... Wouldn't you say? Again, I say, curiouser and curiouser...

And, with the recent interest in Body-Builders... Well, check out this LITTLE fella: This is Aditya "Romeo" Dev - the self-styled Tiniest Body-Builder. He's 2' 9", 1st 6lbs, and 19 years old and from India. He just attacks those 1.5kg dumb-bells: I know he probably hates this, but Awwwww, look at him...

OK :shock: Blimey! If I thought it was so "obviously" not Alessandra then I wouldn't have bothered posting. I was under the impression that this was a thread for people to help each other out. But then - clearly - I am a little unobservant...

Glad you're still finding photos, tinkerbelle - I thought maybe we'd lost her! From GQ(UK), December 2005:

From the new Energie spring/summer online catalogue:

Is this Ale... posing with Ale? I know VS is incredibly fond of photo-shopping (to often ridiculous standards). But, if so, this is going too far - even for them! Please say it 'aint so...

But, you know, it might SEEM like a good idea - having this catwoman around, always wanting to lick you... However, they still piss you about with trying to get into the fridge for the milk: You never know where that tongue's been :evil: You tell them to stop with the biting... But if they PERSIST: Awwww...

Kimora Lee Simmons ad from Elle(USA) (credit to jssy4eva at TFS):

The 'Spring Break' gallery - from VS:

And 'Self-Tanning gone wrong' or 'Model Camouflage' - you decide? From the Jeremy Scott Spring/Summer '08 show:

^Quite right, Knightmare! I like this little backstage shot from the Max Azria show. I know it's just the 'angle' etc - but it looks like she's stumbling home after a good night out!!! Don't fall flatty, Behati!

That said, these Yoga people are just too damn SMUG for me! Always twisting themselves about in front of you, showing off. Always so 'bendier-than-thou'... And me, I've just twisted my ankle ( ) - so I don't care to see them. Frankly, unless they can do THIS, I'm not interested: Wang Fang, 27, of Chongqing city in China, was born with her feet facing the wrong way, but has learned to live with her condition without problems and recently refused a disability pension. She said: "I can run faster than most of my friends and have a regular job as a waitress in the family restaurant. There is no reason to class me as disabled." Doctors and her family feared she would not be able to walk properly when she was born, but agreed that she can now outrun anyone she knows. Wang, who has a five year-old son with normal feet, said: "I can walk as well as anyone else, and even run faster than them. I'm like everyone else - except of course that I put my shoes on backwards." You see - that's a proper contortion (and a proper twisted ankle): BEAT THAT YOU BENDERS!!!

Just a couple of random portraits I found on my travels... Purty!

Candice Swanepoel's lonnnng catwalk legs:

And I love these colour and light explosions: