Let's Play a game Since people might be annoyed I don't always post SI related things, let me change this with my whenever I can/feel like it.

 

It works much like an auction, I'll read off a model or someone SI related, tell you all the things I think are positive and negative attributes and we'll start the bidding

 

Rules: When Chrissy Teigen is up, you may not bid on her just to do any of the following; Plastic Surgery, throw in a volcano, duck tape her mouth shut, shut down her social media outlets. Putting a brown paper bag over the head is still being decided by the judges (Me and my two dogs)

 

You may win an auction on more then one model, I cannot promise they will get along (death matches are also illegal at this time)

 

Models are allowed to refuse anything they are not comfortable doing (Chrissy Teigen however is not allowed to refuse)

 

All payments go to me. :morning:

 

I cannot promise they will actually show up if you win the auction

 

Without further ado: 

 

Ladies and gentlemen (and PrettyPhile) let me introduce the first SI model up:

 

She just turned the ripe young age of 19, made her SI Swimsuit debut last year and has made it to my dreams where nothing inappropriate (everything inappropriate) happened:
 

 

A little about our first model:

 

 

Currently she is not single she is taken by *insert non bashing comment here* Cody Simpson who despite popular belief is not another child of Marge and Homer Simpson from the hit show "The Simpsons"

 

Pros for Gigi: She's 19, Eyes you just want to stare at all day, She's 19, Wonderful blonde hair (if you're into that), She's 19, A chest that is not too big where some may not like it not too small you wonder if it's really there, She's 19, Her voice is rather lovely nothing overly harsh but somewhat soft at the same time, She's 19, If you're more into her work outside of SI please let me know so I can say something about it, She's 19, Appears to have no problem posing nude (at least covered nude) and finally, She's 19.

 

Cons for Gigi: Have you seen what she's dating? Blonde hair (if you don't care overly much for blondes like myself) She's only 19 may not be mature enough for some, has a bit of an exotic look but if it's a dealbreaker she is from 'Murica, Again have you seen what she's dating, he's 17 and finally She's 19 just remember this.

 

But the choice is up to you fine men and women and PrettyPhile of Bellazon I leave you with one final video:

 

 

Let's start the bidding at $100 Canadian dollars do I hear another bid?

 

 

 

 

 

I swear i'm not crazy

:shock:

Cons for Gigi: She's only 19 may not be mature enough for some may be too old for some.

FTFY (18's where it's at)   

 

Also, what if someone wants a refund? 

 

Apart from that, this post is :

 

I hope we won't have to rename this thread to 2015 paper bag issue in fall/winter.

 

Ok sorry enough spite. Let's look at it in a positive light. It is definitely going to be better next year.

Instagram 28.04.14 @MJ_Day

 

#bestofbothworlds #happymonday

 

 

Can you hold my brush?

 

Somebody in Irina's thread just said she is in Hawaii shooting SI, not sure how true it is but the last couple of pics could be Irina, especially the first one.

 

It's a good sugestion tho, considering how little it took Gigi to go from location to LA

its irina indeed

in both pics thats her ass and the pic with the brush pencil its totally her body.

Perfectly pert! Bikini-clad Irina Shayk flashes impressive cleavage as she poses with make-up brush during racy shoot

 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2615705/Bikini-clad-Irina-Shayk-flashes-impressive-cleavage-poses-make-brush-racy-shoot.html#ixzz30H1HmdX2
 

 

Say what now Daily Mail?  The article has both MJ's Irina instagram pics tagged as being from Irina's instagram.

 

  

SI Swimsuit 2015 Casting Call: Ashley Smith This Texas punk is currently rocking the modeling world

CASTING, PHOTOS, Q&A, VIDEO

 

BY REBECCA SHORE

CASTING CALLS for Swimsuit 2015 are in full swing (but don’t be surprised—so is our shooting season). Over the next several months we will be bringing you a sneak peek at some of this year’s Swimsuit hopefuls. Who do you think will make it in?

* * *

http://siswimdaily.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/ashsmith-6001.jpg?w=600&h=401

NO ONE  really hits up a punk rock show expecting to get approached by a model scout. But that’s the situation in which Ashley Smith found herself at a Circle Jerks show during SXSW, a few years back. The platinum blonde says she spent much of her youth with rainbow-colored hair as she leapfrogged from one subculture to the next (think goth to punk to emo). Today she wears the uniform of most working models—and most New Yorkers for that matter—in all black, but the Texan still manages to tinge her “uniform” with an extra dose of rock and roll.

* * *

Name: Ashley Smith

But my friends and family call me: Ash

Age: 23

Hometown: Austin

Current city: NYC

Years modeling: 5

You may know me from my work with: Alexander Wang, American and French ELLE, Italian Vogue, Diesel Loverdose fragrance

When I travel I always bring my: pillow kitty and my blue corduroy JanSport

The most expensive thing in my closet is my: leather Balenciaga jacket and I use it: all the time / not nearly enough

The craziest thing I’ve had to do on a shoot is: get lowered into a giant cauldron of “hot soup” for Diesel lingerie

I am best known for my: gappy-tooth smile

When I was younger I was: a rainbow-hair punk

I feel sexiest when: I’m uninhibited and free/dancing

My friends think I spend too much time: watching cartoons on Netflix

My biggest fear is: spiders

The celebrity I’d do a kissing scene with is: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

The book everyone should read is: You Can’t Win by Jack Black (not the actor)

The movie everyone should see is: Up

If I started a charity it would be to: help fund art programs in schools and communities

The three items on my bucket list are:

• Learn Japanesse
• Swim with dolphins in the ocean
• Star in a major motion picture

I am: a morning person / not a morning person

My favorite foods are: sweet / savory (“I treat myself to a Blow Pop all the time”)

I am an: amazing cook / O.K. cook / awful cook

The best thing I make is: a mean grilled cheese!!!!

I am: single / in a relationship / it’s complicated / I’ll never tell!

I am: spontaneous / a planner

My personal style can be described as:

• Leather jacket and motorcycle boots
• T-shirt, jeans and Converse
• Chanel sunglasses and Louboutin heels
• Maxi dress and sandals
• Other

>> http://swimdaily.si.com/2014/04/29/si-swimsuit-2015-casting-call-ashley-smith/

Edited May 12, 201411 yr by PinkCouture
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So the daily mail is visiting BZ too?

they need to pay us for exclusive sh1t.... lol

Also, they just do not seem to want to get rid of their rep if they do such a silly thing as this.

I'm kinda surprised that Irina is still doing SI! Hopefully Anne comes back too

For Ashley, I knew she'd go for SI. She definitely has the body for it but her teeth have always bothered me. She looks prettier with her mouth closed because her gap is a little bit extreme 

SI Swimsuit 2015 Casting Call: Ashley Smith This Texas punk is currently rocking the modeling world

CASTING, PHOTOS, Q&A, VIDEO

BY REBECCA SHORE

CASTING CALLS for Swimsuit 2015 are in full swing (but don’t be surprised—so is our shooting season). Over the next several months we will be bringing you a sneak peek at some of this year’s Swimsuit hopefuls. Who do you think will make it in?

* * *

http://siswimdaily.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/ashsmith-6001.jpg?w=600&h=401

NO ONE really hits up a punk rock show expecting to get approached by a model scout. But that’s the situation in which Ashley Smith found herself at a Circle Jerks show during SXSW, a few years back. The platinum blonde says she spent much of her youth with rainbow-colored hair as she leapfrogged from one subculture to the next (think goth to punk to emo). Today she wears the uniform of most working models—and most New Yorkers for that matter—in all black, but the Texan still manages to tinge her “uniform” with an extra dose of rock and roll.

* * *

Name: Ashley Smith

But my friends and family call me: Ash

Age: 23

Hometown: Austin

Current city: NYC

Years modeling: 5

You may know me from my work with: Alexander Wang, American and French ELLE, Italian Vogue, Diesel Loverdose fragrance

When I travel I always bring my: pillow kitty and my blue corduroy JanSport

The most expensive thing in my closet is my: leather Balenciaga jacket and I use it: all the time / not nearly enough

The craziest thing I’ve had to do on a shoot is: get lowered into a giant cauldron of “hot soup” for Diesel lingerie

I am best known for my: gappy-tooth smile

When I was younger I was: a rainbow-hair punk

I feel sexiest when: I’m uninhibited and free/dancing

My friends think I spend too much time: watching cartoons on Netflix

My biggest fear is: spiders

The celebrity I’d do a kissing scene with is: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

The book everyone should read is: You Can’t Win by Jack Black (not the actor)

The movie everyone should see is: Up

If I started a charity it would be to: help fund art programs in schools and communities

The three items on my bucket list are:

• Learn Japanesse
• Swim with dolphins in the ocean
• Star in a major motion picture

I am: a morning person / not a morning person

My favorite foods are: sweet / savory (“I treat myself to a Blow Pop all the time”)

I am an: amazing cook / O.K. cook / awful cook

The best thing I make is: a mean grilled cheese!!!!

I am: single / in a relationship / it’s complicated / I’ll never tell!

I am: spontaneous / a planner

My personal style can be described as:

• Leather jacket and motorcycle boots
• T-shirt, jeans and Converse
• Chanel sunglasses and Louboutin heels
• Maxi dress and sandals
• Other

>> http://swimdaily.si.com/2014/04/29/si-swimsuit-2015-casting-call-ashley-smith/

For you Lime'

Edited May 12, 201411 yr by PinkCouture
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She definitely has the body for it but her teeth have always bothered me. She looks prettier with her mouth closed because her gap is a little bit extreme 

Nailed it...  

 

 

Yes I know... embrace your flaws...Sure whatever..

But just this once. EMBRACE YOUR DENTIST!

^Oh God, that's priceless.

(She makes Georgia May Jagger's gap [the girl behind bars] look nonexistent)

 

So, on one hand you have this (nudity) :

 

 

Then on the other :

^ Amazing body! But yes, that gap is a bit too much...

The gap is too much, way too fucking much.

 

Jac Jagaciak has a cute gap, Jessica Hart as a decent gap ... But Ashley could use her gap to storage food