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What made you smile/laugh today?

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Thanks Japan

:rofl::rofl: ... @26 seconds!!!!

 

If you grab a hold of that left nip and you go up up down down left right left right and then go B A Start, then you can actually have sex with a horse in this thing :rofl: 

2 hours ago, Prettyphile said:

Josie Maran is giving away 100 million dollars in profits to help the planet and empower woman! :)

 

 

but great for her :chicken: that's wonderful cause to put money to

I think I finally found that line in the sand with technology :ninja: WTF is the world coming to @Prettyphile or should I say, what in the world comes in that :rofl:

 

1 hour ago, Prettyphile said:

 

Thanks Japan

:rofl::rofl: ... @26 seconds!!!!

 

If you grab a hold of that left nip and you go up up down down left right left right and then go B A Start, then you can actually have sex with a horse in this thing :rofl: 

 

1 hour ago, Prettyphile said:

 

Thanks Japan

:rofl::rofl: ... @26 seconds!!!!

 

If you grab a hold of that left nip and you go up up down down left right left right and then go B A Start, then you can actually have sex with a horse in this thing :rofl: 

You know you want to test try it don't lie :blah: 

4 minutes ago, ILUVAdrianaLima said:

I think I finally found that line in the sand with technology :ninja: WTF is the world coming to @Prettyphile or should I say, what in the world comes in that :rofl:

Oh don't fucking lie. You have that shit pre-ordered already. Ha.

7 minutes ago, ILUVAdrianaLima said:

@RIP_Cabrini_Green believe it or not, there are some things I wouldn't f@#K. Hard to believe, I know :p 

Yeah it is hard to believe. I thought you'd be down to #ToasterStrudel anything. Ha.

 

P.S. Is your homework done?

9 minutes ago, ILUVAdrianaLima said:

@RIP_Cabrini_Green believe it or not, there are some things I wouldn't f@#K. Hard to believe, I know :p 

I remember a story that disagrees with you. :Amelie_wft:

5 minutes ago, Prettyphile said:

Quick name all the things Dave would have sex with!

1. A pumpkin

2. Apple Pie (really, any and all baked goods)

3. A Furby

4. The Blue Power Ranger

5. The Yellow Teletubby

6. Bruce Jenner

7. A Sloth

8. Binx from Hocus Pocus

3 hours ago, Prettyphile said:

 

Thanks Japan

:rofl::rofl: ... @26 seconds!!!!

 

If you grab a hold of that left nip and you go up up down down left right left right and then go B A Start, then you can actually have sex with a horse in this thing :rofl: 

 

Quoted for the mention of the Konami code. :thumbs_up:

23 minutes ago, Prettyphile said:

Quick name all the things Dave would have sex with!

Pizza

Anything with tits

Himself

That sex robot

Sex Robot that looks like ScarJo

A Bagel 

etc.. etc..


@ILUVAdrianaLima

:angie:

Just now, RIP_Cabrini_Green said:

1. A pumpkin

2. Apple Pie (really, any and all baked goods)

3. A Furby

4. The Blue Power Ranger

5. The Yellow Teletubby

6. Bruce Jenner

7. A Sloth

8. Binx from Hocus Pocus

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

Dave rapes Binx :(

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2 minutes ago, RIP_Cabrini_Green said:

He had three beautiful witches to choose from but he chose Binx. Tells you a lot about @ILUVAdrianaLima's character.

 

Shameful really.

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Hidden footage shows they were practically begging just moments before Binx was violated

^^^ :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

A ponytail holder

Keyhole of a doorknob

Weeaboo sex doll

World of Warcraft Artifact Weapon

A soft bristle hair brush

Tube of toothpaste

Cherry Garcia  Ice Cream

Filthy Frank

Homeless Guy if he offered Dave 20$

Hal 9000: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

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