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After reading through the thread, these are my thoughts on some people already discussed ITT.

 

Nina Agdal - I like her, but she has a boxer's chin and could probably crush walnuts with her jaw.

Taylor Swift - I think that it's a tranny, it has an adam's apple.

Kardashians/Jenners - I wish Canada would drop a bomb on all of them.

Gisele Buttchin - Never got the hype.

Jennifer Lopez - ugly & fake.

Barbara Palvin - Very beautiful eyes. When she doesn't have a tan she looks weird.

Kate Upton - Never got the hype. She's a refrigerator with huge boobs.

The Hadids - Don't get the hype.

 

Some new ones.

 

Lindsay Pelas - Has a beautiful body and those boobs. She has a vapid personality and talking to her for an extended period of time would end up requiring me to hang myself.

Saoirse Ronan - very bland.

Léa Seydoux - bland.

Natalie Dormer - not attractive.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley - not facially attractive at all.

Carrie Underwood - mannish face.

 

I think I'm a hair colorist. :rofl:

  • 3 months later...

SUPER unattractive

Eva Longoria

Bella Hadid (not ugly though)

Emily Ratajkowski

Nina Agdal

Gisele (even though she takes beautiful pictures and is a great model)

The Kardashians

Abigail Ratchford

WolfieCindy

Barbara Fiahlo

Izabel Goulart

Isabeli Fontana

Chrissy Teigen

Jen Aniston

Behati Prinsloo (something about her strikes me as evil)

Bregje Heinen

Freja Beha Erichsen

Jeisa Chiminazoo

Miley Cyrus

Justin Bieber
Iggy Azalea

Nicki Minaj

 

MIDLY unattractive/aka Boring/I don't get it

Ashley Graham
JLO

Beyonce

Jourdan Dunn

Jasmine Tookes

Elsa Hosk (actually she's stunning but very overrated as a model)

Irina Shayk

Alexis Ren

Alessandra Ambrosio

Luma Grothe

Rachel Hilbert

Emily Didonato (pretty but that's it)

Camilla Rowe

Lily Aldridge (normal-looking + nepotism)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Joan Smalls

Cindy Crawford (good-looking but incredibly boring)

 

On January 24, 2015 at 7:37 AM, Prettyphile said:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

I'll stand by it, Nina displays facial features one might find with dwarfism, and Bregie looks like

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I was the one who submitted that Sid/Bregje thing to the modeling confessions btw. :rofl:

I made a post on it here a loooong time ago too

 

Spoiler

 

I don't know why people here keep mentioning....

1. Stella. I think she's gorgeous. Especially her lips, eyes and widows peak. Stella has quite an asymmetrical face just like Laetitia Casta but she's STILL gorgeous. That's why I love her so much. Not to mention she has a crazy amount of sex appeal. She's perfectly imperfect.

2. Cara Delevingne... I think she's gorgeous and she's a good model. Her photos are always a joy to look at

3. Candice Swanepoel....she is a really great model and a lot of her shots are absolutely stunning

4. Kate Moss....she's a better model than 90% of anyone on here. The camera loves her face and she can make me buy anything.


 

 

On January 26, 2015 at 2:05 AM, alexandra23 said:

 

I forgot to say that this made me laugh out loud.  The dwarfism thing hadn't occurred to me, but she definitely has a type of face that isn't considered classically attractive.  Other people have this type of face, too, and I'm convinced it's some sort of genetic mutation (seriously!).  This "type" features low-set eyes and a short, wide nose.  You could argue people with this type of face also often have a big forehead.

 

The only two famous people I can think of who have faces like this are Rihanna and Nina.

 

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I can totally see where Pretty is coming from with the dwarfism comment - people with achondroplasia (the most common form of dwarfism) also have faces that look like this.  Also, Rihanna has a nose job in the second picture.  And whenever Nina has makeup on, she wears liner on her top lid only, most likely to make her eyes look higher.

 

It's called facial neoteny aka "adult baby face". Rihanna, Miranda K and Selena Gomez all have this but Nina does not.

Nina just has a squished face. Her smile is too close to her nose, her chin is huge and her nose reminds me of a gorilla's nose :ph34r: 

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Another thing that can't be unseen about Nina once I read it in an Instagram comment is that she looks like she has an extra chromosome :ph34r::ph34r: Which is probably one of the most messed up comments I've ever read but couldn't deny.

 

Melanie Martinez .I can't get over those god-awful teeth. She's should get them fixed because she cannot pull of the gap-toothed look.

I find her music disturbing to say the least and her personality so incredibly annoying.

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43 minutes ago, Cult Icon said:

I am loving your posts here JazJazz, LOL.  

 

Well played :pop:

:rofl: :flower:

5 hours ago, JazzyJas said:

I was the one who submitted that Sid/Bregje thing to the modeling confessions btw. :rofl:

I made a post on it here a loooong time ago too

 

You are a damn genius ! :rofl: Your confession is easily one of the best things on the internet. No lies

5 hours ago, Prettyphile said:

You are a damn genius ! :rofl: Your confession is easily one of the best things on the internet. No lies

:rofl: I'm flattered Pretty :heythere:, really :D 

I submitted it to a VS Tumblr thing but I think they deleted it :sad: 

6 hours ago, Sanni said:

@JazzyJas Intrigued by your comment about Behati! Could you elaborate on that? :shifty:

 

She has the same type of vibe/smile that Queen Elizabeth has= fake, devilish, slightly ugly and creepy. Both of them remind me of lizards. Like they secretly eat children.

 

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Oh and then there's this:

Behati fans prepare thyselves this cannot be unseen 

Spoiler

Looks like Behati, pre-OP.

 

 

 

 

I never found her to be pretty let alone beautiful either because something about her face doesn't seem human/is joker-like :no: 

 

@JazzyJas Hah, I have sometimes noticed her smile not being that attractive. Maybe she tries to look mischievous or impish?


Some people seriously believe that Queen Elizabeth among others are lizard people. :yes:

4 minutes ago, Sanni said:

@JazzyJas Hah, I have sometimes noticed her smile not being that attractive. Maybe she tries to look mischievous or impish?


Some people seriously believe that Queen Elizabeth among others are lizard people. :yes:

That's interesting :ninja: I can definitely see the lizard.

If true, Behati I feel is one of them too. Same with Cara Delevingne but I think she's gorgeous.

Behati screams fake to me. Her body language is off.

 

Claudia Alende...the narcissism is astounding. Worse, 5.6 million followers is hard to understand let alone justify when she's a much trashier version of M.Fox (if that were even possible)

Kate Middleton :ph34r: She is not pretty & she looks 10 years older than her age & if she wasn't a "princess" no one will notice this bland and uninteresting person & Don't get me started with her sister and her flat & flabby butt!

 

McKayla Maroney - I wish the urban legend about the freeze face was true because I slap her back as hard could to make her face freeze with all the dumb faces she makes.

 

Edit: I don't need to worry about it anymore because she seems to have done a good job messing up her face on her own. It looks like she got the Kardashian facial treatment. :rofl:

I feel like most of them I mentioned aren't truly ugly in an aesthetic sense. The correct term would be:  weird/odd-looking, jolie-laide, plastic, trashy or nasty appearance/personalities can = being perceived as "ugly" even though they're not.

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