Cult Icon Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Thanks guys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Rachel: What's up Candie? Candice: You are good, PINKY, but you're not that good. You could be magnificent. Rachel: I am required to pose so I pose. That is enough. Candice: It's enough for the malls but not for New York . Oh you should see the runway, PINKY. 100 million people watching every movement of your hips, willing you to make that killer look. The silence before you pose, and the noise afterwards, it rises, rises up like a Storm, as if you were the Jeebus Christo himself! Rachel: You wore the Fashion Bra?Candice: Yes, I did ....Rachel: And what happened next? Candice: Long time ago the Emperor Ed Razek presented me with an extended, new contract... and now I will never worry about getting pregnant.....he touched me on my shoulder and now I'm still here. I am free... Rachel: I, too, want to stand in front of the Emperor Razek, as you did. Candice: Then listen to me. Learn from me. I wasn't the best because I pouted quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd, and you'll win your freedom... Rachel: I....I will win the Crowd. I will show them something they have NEVER seen before! Rachel: Whirlllll, whrilll, twirrrrl, twirrl, tee-hee bebe heheeeeeeeeeee! THIS IS MY BUTT! *WINK WINK* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandleVixen Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 ^ Dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandleVixen Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I would love to actually see this happen, but I really doubt it will. http://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/celebrity/could-a-plus-sized-model-soon-become-a-victorias-secret-angel/ar-BBlfo78#image=AAb3Y1z|1 If you scroll through the photos at the bottom, starting with Miranda, eventually you'll see Elsa who's tagged as Lindsay Ellison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandleVixen Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 And then today, this came out. Though for me, only about 3 of the pics actually showed up. http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/celeb-style/12-curvy-models-who-would-rule-the-victorias-secret-runway/ss-AAdIMDZ#image=13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Ed Razek: People have asked me: "What is the Greatness of Victoria's Secret? " I tell them it's an idea, this greatness. Greatness is a Vision. I gave the people a vision and they loved me for it. They soon forgot the tedious sermonizing of a few infertile ugly feminists. And there is more: I will soon give them the Greatest Vision of their lives. Victoria's Secret and her progeny will rule for a thousand years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Secret meeting, 2014 Razek: Are you ready to do your duty for Victoria's Secret? Candice: Yes, father. Razek: You will not be the Next Adriana. Candice : Which hotter, more iconic Angel is to take my place? Razek: Your powers will be diluted and passed to each of the Newest Angels to hold in trust until the Next Adriana is discovered and ready to rule once more. In the Age of Social Media, Victoria's Secret is to be a Democracy again. Candice: What the F***. Newest Angels??? Razek: My decision disappoints you? Candice: You insta'd to me once, listing the greatest virtues of the Adriana. As I read the list I knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, Father -- a great A$$, that can be a virtue when it drives us to arch our backs. Nondescript, mannequin like beauty. Devotion, to the Victoria's Secret family, and to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then it was as if you didn't want me as an Angel! Razek: Oh, Candice, you go too far. Candice: I searched the face of the Adriana for ways to please you, to make you proud.... One kind word, one full hug while you pressed me to your chest and held me tight, was like the sun on my heart for a thousand years.... What is it in me you hate so much? All I ever wanted was to live up to Adriana and Victoria's Secret, Father. Razek: Candice, .............your faults as an Angel, is my failure.... as the Razek. Candice: Father, I would have leaked Hermann's sex tape to the whole world if you would have only chosen me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schemer Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 I think we found a person who wrote the new Fantastic Four movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toodarnhot Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 I think we found a person who wrote the new Fantastic Four movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Everyday is a great day when you are here. Today is your most fortunate day. I think we found a person who wrote the new Fantastic Four movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 AHHAHHAHAHHHH TEJAS NO MORE I'M CURED GAAAAAAAA GOD NO JEEBUS NO NO NO AHHAHHHHHHHHH HELPPPPP =========================================================== Erin Heatherton and Eric Heatherton: #can't unsee If you like the looks of both, what does that make you? :evil: ================================================================================================ “For years, I’ve prayed to be allowed back. The flesh melts from my bones, and seeps through the rocks. But you know what? I put myself back together again. Every night. And none of you can forget me. None!!!" #bodybyiza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 " As for the 'Newest Angels' speculators: For months I didn't consider it my obligation to set things straight. I released clues little by little. I was convinced that the longer they didn't believe it was coming, the better. Because surprise is also a potent weapon. "Can you imagine?": Allows for a more creative pathway to the mind. More open. What would have become of Victoria's secret without propaganda?!! And where would this dynasty be heading if truly creative propaganda was not here to provide its spiritual identity today!!!" =============================================================================== Ten Newest Angels? TEN ?? Fools!!! Verdammt noch mal!No one can save Victoria! When the forest grows too wild,a purging fire is inevitable and natural.Relish today. Tomorrow the World will watch in horroras its greatest Lingerie company destroys itself.The Movement back to Harmony will be unstoppable this time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 ========================================================================================== 2013 Erin: You called for me Emperor? Razek: Erin, I saw your weight. We're going to have to let you go. Turn in your wings. Erin: But I only gained 4 pounds. You can't...... Razek: Your body mass index is not what it's supposed to be. Erin: But Emperor Razek..... Razek: But Nah Nah baby doll. It's your annoying butt that's the problem. Erin: ................................ ============================== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toodarnhot Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Dude, these aren't funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyla Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Dude, these aren't funny. Thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Naysayers: Everyday is a great day when you are here. Today is your most fortunate day. As my buddy Baron always held: The traditions here, their code, their world, their business, it's all a funny joke. You won't come to now. You may never. No matter: I do not seek to conquer a few opposing brains. But if you do come to sometime, come back or put up your own in your own style. Until then, fly away, fly fly fly...there will always be more coming down the pipeline. ========================================================================== 1966 One day I shall harvest slaves for my culture! =================================== The VS family is a trap! I will win on my own! I will ruin my rivals with my weapons of beauty, flattery, and deceit! The Fashion Bra is Mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandleVixen Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Dude, these aren't funny. Thank you! Oh I don't know, it depends on if you like Satire or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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