TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 5, 2010 Author Share Posted December 5, 2010 [Chanel Iman says:] ^And WHO the F&*K be THAT??? Oh yeah, OK, the 'Freshmaker' bitch... Don't be going there wit your history lesson - else only history you be knowin' is my damn name caused your tombstone baby. And yeah, you better be popping back those mother f%@king Mentos - stinky-ass, hairy, cheese-eating, surrender-monkey! And yo, other frenchy - best not be bringing up my momma, lest you want me to open up a big ol' can of Whup-Ass?!! [Adriana Lima says:] Oh dear! I do think that's enough of the xenophobia my dear Chanel... My apologies to all our French fans who have joined us for this webchat. I can only say that our Ms. Iman is highly excitable young lady - but she is otherwise a sweet, sweet "Angel". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 [Product Placement says:] Oh yeah, she better stop, cette connasse ! Because I am not just excitable, I'm unexpected and explosive, pouffiasse ! And you know what else is gonna be unexpected and explosive, Chanel? When a Mentos is gonna land in your diet coke! [izabel Goulart says:] Yeah... Xenophobia makes me wanna cry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiki Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 *tears* *moretears* French insults? that's a win (Y) Merci, merci beaucoup! Maintenant buvons un bon vin, mangeons du fromage et faisons l'amour façon mediaval Gaffe à vos fesses les anges! I have butter and i know how to use it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 5, 2010 Author Share Posted December 5, 2010 [Candice Swanepoel says:] What's a xenophobia????? Because I've got, like, this spot on my face and I think it might be contagious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Layla90 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Thanks Adriana&Chanel Now for a change, a question to Candice and Erin/Lindsay What do you want to get for Christmas? Btw do you celebrate it in a "traditional" way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 [Lindsay Ellingson says:] If by celebrating you mean like exchanging presents under the tree, I like totally do it. It's like obligatory. Here's my list to Santa: -A pony, ponies are cute -A new coloring book, cause I'm almost done with the one from last Christmas, -And crayons, crayons are sexy. -Chanel n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophelia_Immortal Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 [Erin Heatherton says:] ^^ZOMG, ZOMG, yes! We totally have to do like a slumber party and drink beer and stuff. ZOMG we're gonna get sooo drunk! Hope Daddy Ed won't ground us, though. Now for my list: -A shetland, shetlands are cute -A new painting book, cause I'm almost done with the one from last Christmas, -And brushes, brushes are sexy. -Black XS For Her The New Victoria's Secret Bombshell Eau de Parfum -A little Teckel called Scrappy Doo McFinningan -My Aurora outfit, so I can play with Lindsay, Rosie, Lily, Cintia, Chanel, Candice, Liu, Aminata and Monikanga -Blue dunderwear with stripes, stripes are hot -The new Action Man that I saw the commercial for while watching Hannah Montana -Demi Lovato tickets, she's soooooo talented -A new Teddy Bear, mine had an accident when I practiced with my Dr kit from last year -Twilight 1, 2 & 3 on DVD, team Edward! -And since I've been extra nice: that they dont't terminate my f@%king Angel contract! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 9, 2010 Author Share Posted December 9, 2010 CLONING STILL "A GOING CONCERN" AT THE VSFS! Certainly PROJECT: BISUTTI was an abject failure. We told tale last year, that megalomaniac lingerie dictator Kim Jong Razek was planning on cloning basketball-chested, simpering, where-are-they-now?, "Angel"-blip Kylie Bisutti as a contingency plan in case of multiple model-pregnancies, and the fact that, apparently, we all love(d) her. But, in the cold light of day, we realised what fools we were - and that possibly with La Lima absent we'd all gone a little stir-crazy hankering for our goddess to return? Although that's not to say the experiment is completely over... Eagle-eyed viewers spotted the next phase in Razek's plans: the genetic splicing of model's DNA! This year he started relatively low key by combining Fabiana Semprebom and Martha Streck but, if the results prove positive, he might even apply the process to the "Angels" next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 [Lindsay Ellingson says:] I think it's just an accident, I mean it's not like VS purposedly picks models who look like each other. For instance, I've never seen any that looks quite like me, Erin or Shannan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 - Adriana (pbuh) WILL introduce a special "Angels We Have Lost" segment with a moving black and white montage of "Angels" who are no longer with the brand in all their glory, with a special emphasis on Heidi, set to a moving musical score of Everybody Hurts sung by Seal. At present editors still trying to find any moment of glory with Selita. They may be some time... [selita Ebanks says:] Guess they found some, suckah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 - Adriana (pbuh) WILL introduce a special "Angels We Have Lost" segment with a moving black and white montage of "Angels" who are no longer with the brand in all their glory, with a special emphasis on Heidi, set to a moving musical score of Everybody Hurts sung by Seal. At present editors still trying to find any moment of glory with Selita. They may be some time... [selita Ebanks says:] Guess they found some, suckah! ^Well that might be your opinion Ms. Ebanks (or Siemgi, maybe?!!) - but I'm happily sticking by my prognosis. A quarter-of-a-second glimpse hardly counts... <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettyphile Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 @Chanel Iman- HEY GURL!!!!! *said quietly so the others weren't able to hear* Why are you continuing to let these other b!tches speak? This is the CHANEL Mutherf*cking IMAN show,/smiles@All the ladiesHorde or Alliance? Don't pretend you don't know wtf I'm talking about. 12 million players and growing. Btw Chanel's answer is always the right now. RESPECT now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 15, 2010 Author Share Posted December 15, 2010 @Chanel Iman- HEY GURL!!!!! *said quietly so the others weren't able to hear* Why are you continuing to let these other b!tches speak? This is the CHANEL Mutherf*cking IMAN show, [Chanel Iman says:] YO, YO, YO! True, dat... Me? I be letting these bitches steal some mother f&*king Chanel time because I'm all about the giving. It's mother f%$king Christmas y'all. GET WITH IT. Yeah, Lindsay (or f*^king Erin, or Shannan, what the f$!k?) be getting all Elf on my ass- but Chanel be THE VS Santa... I be hitching up my sleigh and be pissing ALL OVER that stuck up British bitch, and big ol' fatty-moo Prinsloo. And don't get me started on that pinch-faced tranny Ale biatch... WHUT? That be sexy? Yo - me an Doutzy be knocking back the eggnog 'n' juice and rollin'. You heard me! I be mother f£*king magnanimous on yo' ass 'cos it's Christmas. Else some heads are gonna f^%kin' roll... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 15, 2010 Author Share Posted December 15, 2010 [Doutzen Kroes says:] ^MMMMMM! EGGNOG! DOUTZEN LIKE EGGNOG - AND KILLING PALADINS. MMMMM... DOUTZEN, TANK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophelia_Immortal Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 @All the ladiesHorde or Alliance? Don't pretend you don't know wtf I'm talking about. 12 million players and growing. Btw Chanel's answer is always the right now. RESPECT now! [Lindsay Ellingson says:] Of course, I know what you're talking about. Because here at VS, we are hot. And what's hotter than a girl playing video games in Cotton Lingerie TM? Hello Bombshell Nerd! Anyways, since I'm a good girl, I'm Alliance. But I want a Unicorn, unicorns are cute. Maybe you can show me how to get one at a slumber party. We'd do each other's hair, put on make-up, try to walk in Monica's shoes and play WoW. It'd be awesome! [Erin Heatherton says:] ^^ZOMG, ZOMG, yes! We totally have to do like a slumber party and play video games in lingerie and drink beer and stuff. ZOMG we're gonna get sooo drunk! I remember last time Lindsay played me and I played Lindsay and nobody notice. We're like so successful at that kind of pranks! I'm Horde BTW, because I like dangerous stuff. And I play in Incredibles TM, Cotton Lingerie is for wusses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettyphile Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 omfg If ever there was a WIN post, that would be it ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophelia_Immortal Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Chanel is playing Horde with me....we downed Deathwing even though his shit is not out yet. That's how epic we are together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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