Francesca Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Well, I've never spent much time gazing at the equipment of a ken doll.God knows how it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moiselles Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Ken dolls don't have "equipment" down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolita Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 metrosexual men are secretly gay. Like Mr. Beckam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrianas Llama Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 "It's pretty amazing how I've changed over the years." hell yes you were once human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadenfreude Posted December 3, 2005 Author Share Posted December 3, 2005 "It's pretty amazing how I've changed over the years." hell yes you were once human. "People change."~Michael Jackson, on how his appearance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 from www.urbandictionary.com:You might be "metrosexual" if:1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Ken dolls don't have "equipment" down there. . . . Heather's been peeking!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo52285 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 from www.urbandictionary.com:You might be "metrosexual" if:1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches 3. You see a stylist instead of a barber5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.6. You also exfoliate and moisturize.7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.10. you find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.i made some modifications to what i do...im too similiar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase. Oh yes I can. 2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse. Oh no I don't. 3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights. I see a barber, at a salon. So I guess I'm 50% metrosexual, right? 4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch. Actually, I can't, but I can make her wet. 5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs. Ewwww :yuckky: 6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize. I shave my legs. Fuck off. 7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck. True, because I would never have a job that would require one. 8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products. 9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first. True, but then, I'm a minor, I don't drink either! 10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive. Duh. No shit. Seriously. And no, it's not the least bit flattering to be 'hit on' by a gay person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I LOVE ADRIANA Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 this thread is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo52285 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 a gay guy looked at me in school and smiled at me in the most grossest way possible....not flattering at all :yuckky: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalSin Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 from www.urbandictionary.com: You might be "metrosexual" if: 1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase. 2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches 3. You see a stylist instead of a barber 5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs. 6. You also exfoliate and moisturize. 7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck. 8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products. 10. you find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive. i made some modifications to what i do...im too similiar number 8 is sooooooooooo you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalSin Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 a gay guy looked at me in school and smiled at me in the most grossest way possible....not flattering at all :yuckky: marduk is so damn hot he got hit on by a guy on this very board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo52285 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalSin Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 dont play dumb...you were scared as all hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo52285 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 yeah that was weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 a gay guy looked at me in school and smiled at me in the most grossest way possible....not flattering at all :yuckky: marduk is so damn hot he got hit on by a guy on this very board was it Ed? . . . just kiddin' . . . . . . or was i? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandora2000 Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 erherh... KEN IS SO SCARY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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