Well, I've never spent much time gazing at the equipment of a ken doll.

God knows how it is.

Ken dolls don't have "equipment" down there.

metrosexual men are secretly gay. Like Mr. Beckam

"It's pretty amazing how I've changed over the years."

hell yes you were once human.

"It's pretty amazing how I've changed over the years."

hell yes you were once human.

"People change."~Michael Jackson, on how his appearance.

from www.urbandictionary.com:

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.

Ken dolls don't have "equipment" down there.

. . . Heather's been peeking!!

from www.urbandictionary.com:

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

10. you find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.

i made some modifications to what i do...im too similiar

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

Oh yes I can.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

Oh no I don't.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

I see a barber, at a salon. So I guess I'm 50% metrosexual, right?

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

Actually, I can't, but I can make her wet.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

Ewwww :yuckky:

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

I shave my legs. Fuck off.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

True, because I would never have a job that would require one.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

True, but then, I'm a minor, I don't drink either!

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.

Duh. No shit. Seriously.

And no, it's not the least bit flattering to be 'hit on' by a gay person.

this thread is funny

a gay guy looked at me in school and smiled at me in the most grossest way possible....not flattering at all :yuckky:

from www.urbandictionary.com:

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

10. you find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.

i made some modifications to what i do...im too similiar

number 8 is sooooooooooo you

a gay guy looked at me in school and smiled at me in the most grossest way possible....not flattering at all :yuckky:

marduk is so damn hot he got hit on by a guy on this very board

dont play dumb...you were scared as all hell

yeah that was weird

a gay guy looked at me in school and smiled at me in the most grossest way possible....not flattering at all :yuckky:

marduk is so damn hot he got hit on by a guy on this very board

was it Ed?

. . . just kiddin' . . . . . . or was i?

erherh... KEN IS SO SCARY