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I'm a little teapot

Short and stout

Here is my handle

Here is my spout

When I get all steamed up

Hear me shout

"Tip me over

and pour me out!"

However the girl didn't get to the "Tip me over" part... She just fell over from being so f*cking TOP HEAVY. Ladies fake breasts when done correctly are grand, but Jesus h Christ, please keep everything in PROPORTION!

I'm sorry but I just can't see past the mammaries of death

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