TooBoku Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 Nevermind my last post. Weaver just mangled a T-888 like if it was a cheaply made teddybear an ex-boyfriend got her for valentine's day.Seven has no chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phenobarbie Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophelia_Immortal Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 My poor Seven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliSuperSaiyanv12 Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Miss Weaver let live Mr Ellison for being a loyal employee And for that and her stunning work T-1001 x3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyGEN Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Sorry, I don't have a lot of imagination. Weaver takes the shape of a trivial object and attacks Seven from behind. Seven runs to the machine room and electrocutes Weaver.Seven x2Weaver x1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe > Average Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 BUMP !!! Sorry, I don't have a lot of imagination... I like your story . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted April 15, 2009 Author Share Posted April 15, 2009 Voting Closed. Result: Cathering Weaver: 12 Seven of Nine: 6 The T-1001 wins! Next fight... You can vote up to three times per round but each time you vote, you must narrate your move. For example: Seven of Nine fires phaser rifle at Catherine Weaver (Seven + 1), Catherine Weaver pokes Seven of Nine in the head with her super long and sharp finger (Catherine +2) Sarah Kerrigan - From Starcraft videogame series - Self proclaimed "Queen of Blades" - Formerly a human, now she is infested by the Zerg - Broke poor Jimmy Rayner's heart... along with TooBoku's - Powers include powerful melee attacks, psychic abilities, stealth abilities, and a medussa like stare Best feature: Ability to telepathically control a Zerg swarm Weakness: Space marines and firebats VS. Natla - From Tomb Raidervideogame series - Former Queen of Atlantis, now banned - Owns multi-billions dollar Natla Dorporation - Extensive knowledge of ancient mythology and technology - Can fly and hurl fireballs Best feature: The ability to summon beasts from hell Weakness: Lara Croft Arena: Circus Circus in Las Vegas Vote! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe > Average Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 :hell yea!: :hell yea!: :hell yea!: !!! Natla will summon some imps and send them at Sarah. Sarah will then telepathically manipulate them and send them back at Natla. Natla will then unsommon them and send them back, thus neutralizing the counterattack. So back to square one. They stare each other down, sizing each other up for a bit. Sarah uses her telekinisis to then manipulate Angelina Jolie into dressing up as Lora Croft/Tomb Raider to distract Natla. Natla counters by making bat-shaped fire balls to throw at both. They go back and forth for awhile until Natla takes it in a close bout. Natla x2 Sarah x1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 Hahahaha nice!I think I used a couple who aren't well known enough for most people to get it.Okay...So, Natla is on vaccation, in disguise of course, just minding her own business playing slots. She's loosing though. Big time and she's forced to pay off her debt by performing in the circus. So she's there trying to make some money riding a unicycle and juggling bowling pins when all of a sudden the ground splits open and out comes Kerrigan who is intent on infesting all the humans. Natla, who wants the world for her own absolute rule feels threatened and challenges Kerrigan to a fight. It's too late for a fair fight at this point as Kerrigan had already sent a dozen or so infested humans at her to explode. There's blood and guts everywhere and now Natla is pissed because her suite is ruined. She sends a doppleganger after Kerrigan but it looks more like the human Kerrigan.... hehe... to be continued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyGEN Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Sarah sends some Zerg swarms at Natla, who immediately summons some creatures from hell to protect herself. The creatures from hell take the advantage in the fight and are about to kill Sarah but she uses her telepathic ability to make Lara Croft come take care of Natla. Natla sends her beasts against Lara and while Lara is distracted by the beasts she throws a fireball at Sarah.Natla x3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted April 22, 2009 Author Share Posted April 22, 2009 Update: TooBoku has a crush on the 141lb beast of a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happycanadian2 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Gina is browsing the latest BioFit bras, looking up at pictures of Karolina Kurkova, envious of her height, when the door to the boutique opens. In walk 3 huge men, all in suits, wearing black sunglasses. The air stops. Jeeja's presence is felt before she's even seen. Slowly, Gina glances back over her right shoulder towards the door. She tries to look through the bodyguards. Who is it? Lindsay Lohan or some other stupid celebrity? She catches a glimpse of Jeeja and the Kill Bill sirens go off. Gina sees red. She tossed her bra on the floor and rushes toward the group. Immediately, one of the men attempts to stop her. This does not go well for the dude, as Gina promptly kicks his balls up into his stomach. He keels over, staring up at a pic of Adriana Lima, wondering if he'll ever be able to have sex again. The next two men don't even have time to respond, because Gina has punched them 712 times each. And so they just fall, crumpled and broken, to the floor. Jeeja grins. "A challenge." Gina moves in for the attack, but Jeeja evades her by doing a backflip up onto a clothes rack. She grabs a planked picture of sultry-looking Emanuela de Paula off the wall and kicks it at Gina, who blocks it, but in doing so, damages her left hand. (JEEJA X1) Jeeja then flips off the rack and makes a move to dropkick Gina, but to no avail, as Gina had grabbed a tiny salesperson and used her as a shield. With Jeeja mildly distracted, Gina is able to land a crushing blow directly to Jeeja's face (GINA X1). It knocks her flying into the PINK! display. She lays there, looking up at a smiling Behati Prinsloo, enraged by her pretty face. As Gina charges forward, going for the final blow, Jeeja slides to the side, trips her, steals a bra out from under Miranda Kerr's "Dream Angel" display, wraps it around Gina's throat and chokes her. (JEEJA X1)Gina can't shake the tiny Thai badass off, and as the lights in her mind dim, and she begins to fade, she makes a silent vow to seek and destroy The Angels. final score:JEEJA X2GINA X1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophelia_Immortal Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 wow HC we should film that for real! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted April 23, 2009 Author Share Posted April 23, 2009 Count it on a fellow Canuck to do it properly. KUDOS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happycanadian2 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 hahhahaa! thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phenobarbie Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 east coast or west coast you two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happycanadian2 Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 west -- vancouver. u? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phenobarbie Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 I live on the west coast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted April 25, 2009 Author Share Posted April 25, 2009 Just so everyone knows... narration is optional this round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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