January 2, 201015 yr Same . Note back in the day the woman looked sexy. No hearts, no pointing, no arm gestures, no bending over, no stupid faces. Just hot woman, in skimpy lingerie. A subtle smile, maybe a wink, or ONE kiss blown every 20 or so outfits = WINAngela god bless her little heart, managed to keep her dead arm less draggy... yay VS do this... more... often... that is all. As a side note, wish me luck as I contemplate taking the stairs more to work off the holiday gluttany .
January 2, 201015 yr It's so much harder to do this when it's actually lingerie - as opposed to Hallowe'en costumes, failed Superhero outfits and the fractious, disjointed sketches of asylum inmates brought to life...Karolina - Lawdy, what a naughty little set! Imagine this presented next year (when EVERY outift is modelled by Kylie Bisutti - surely that's a given?) flapping about over hefty implants? CBS would have palpitations! Tyra - Nice. (Y) (But needs more balloons!)Mini - Want this in neon-green latex and BacoFoil. And some balloons...Adriana - Would be better with the addition of baseball pants and perhaps some massive crystal shoulderpads.Carolina - Sure, you've added some sparkle, but it doesn't seem that your heart's really in it. More, more, more!Gisele - I'm sorry, where's the metallic neck-brace and pink plastic corset??? Could do with balloons, while you're at it.
January 2, 201015 yr Author roflmao What is your obession with balloons? Does this make you happy now lol You're Doing It Wrong: Chinese Demolition Fail I don't know if any demolition will top this fail in Turkey, but the Chinese certainly took a shot at it with this effort. And by took a shot I mean killed hundreds of bystanders.
January 2, 201015 yr Author Amazing Scientific Discoveries Of 2009 According to Fox News, arguably the hardest hitting news organization these are the most obvious scientific discoveries of 2009. They are (in no particular order): *High Heels Lead to Foot Pain (And Extra Height) *Men Much More Interested Than Women in Casual Sex (And Monster Trucks) *Eating Lots of Red Meat and Processed Meat Is Bad for You (But Delicious) *Kids' TV Is Full of Ads for High-Fat and High-Sugar Foods (Plus Tampons) *Children Are Affected When a Parent Suffers From Depression (Or Stroke) *Coed Dorms Fuel Sex and Drinking (Not Video Games?!) *Sweets Taste Better When You're High (YES THEY DO!) *G-Rated Children's Films Are Very Straight (X-Rated Adult Films Can Still Be Very Gay) Geez, what's the matter with scientists these days? Sure we could be trying to cure cancer or making reliable time machines, but instead scientists are busy getting high, watching Disney films and trying to get experiment participants to sleep with them. That's pretty low (teach me everything you know).
January 2, 201015 yr Author Russia To Blow Up Earth-Bound Asteroid Okay so maybe the asteroid isn't actually earth bound, but it could be. You see, nobody can agree on how serious a threat the rock poses. I say laser the shit out of it. Then laser all the little pieces. Then blast me in the eyes. If I can't see the end of the world I don't wanna see anything! Russia's space agency chief said Wednesday a spacecraft may be dispatched to knock a large asteroid off course and reduce the chances of earth impact, even though U.S. scientists say such a scenario is unlikely. When the 270-meter (885-foot) asteroid was first discovered in 2004, astronomers estimated its chances of smashing into Earth in its first flyby, in 2029, at 1-in-37. Further studies have ruled out the possibility of an impact in 2029, when the asteroid is expected to come no closer than 18,300 miles (29,450 kilometers) from Earth's surface, but they indicated a small possibility of a hit on subsequent encounters. NASA had put the chances that Apophis could hit Earth in 2036 as 1-in-45,000. In October, after researchers recalculated the asteroid's path, the agency changed its estimate to 1-in-250,000. What is this, football? Why do the odds keep changing? Because this shit's all fun and games until the day the asteroid's supposed to hit and the odds drop to 1-in-0.5. Then what? We all bone till we burn up, that's what. *high-five* Going out like the dinosaurs! THANKS RUSSIA!
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