Guilty (I mean the damn geriatric female pulled my hair instead of politely asking I move)

 

Ever drank an entire bottle of wine? 

Guilty, done it a few times...no biggy

 

Accidentally poured bleach on your clothes like a complete oblivious moron?

Spilled some on my carpet and didn't realize until the damage appeared the next day.

 

Broke off a relationship by email?

Not guilty

 

Eaten an entire cake by yourself? 

Guilty, but it was a SMALL one

 

Been to the dentist this past month?

Guilty had to go get a cleaning. 

 

Talked on the phone until the battery was dead? 

^ Guilty
 
Snacked in the past 24 hours?

Guilty 

 

Fell off the bed while you were sleeping?

Guilty

 

Tripped on something this past month and hit the floor?

Suprisingly not guilty

 

Act like a little kid sometimes? 

^ Always guilty on that

 

Had one too many drinks this past week?

I had quite some drinks, but not too many

So I'll say

 

Forgot your keys when going out?

Pfff...All the time...

 

Are you a good friend?

Guilty

 

Ate an entire box of cereal in one day?

Not Guilty

 

Been cheap when you didn't have to be?

Guilty of course

Slept in this past weekend?

Guilty

 

Fall asleep with the tv on?

Each night for me ! So, not guilty

 

Rent something and never bring back it after ? 

Guilty, but it was by accident!

 

Thrown cake at someone?

Guilty

 

Tripped over your own shoe lace to only hit the floor and open some skin