maddog107 Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 There was a gentleman living in a small village who had a stomach disorder that required him to drink the milk of a nursing mother. Well, there weren't too many women in the village nursing babies and even fewer who would agree to allow a grown man to suck on their breast. But low and behold, the poor man finally found a rather buxom young girl who had recently given birth and was willing to help him out--for a price. The man was desperate because his condition was growing worse, so he agreed to pay the woman the amount of money she demanded. After all, the woman had a newborn baby to care for and the father had abandoned them to their fate. The first day was a bit awkward as the man showed up and, with a bit of anxiety and embarrassment, leaned over and began to suckle the woman's breast. Well, weeks went by and the awkwardness began to fade. One day, the woman realised that the man's suckling was beginning to arouse her sexually. It became almost unbearable and finally, in a sensuous voice, she said, "Is there anything else you'd like?" The man paused in his suckling for a moment, looked up at her, and said, "Yeah, got any cookies?" Quote
adriana_isabeli Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 Aussie blokes wife is getting ready to go out for dinner with him, she tries on a dress and asks him "does my a*ss look fat in this" He said "it looks like a 4 burner barbecue", she looks at him in disgust but they go out for tea, get sozzled and when they get home he slaps her on the bum and asks her if she wants to shag, so she says "I'm not firing up a 4 burner BBQ for half a sausage!!" Quote
Monkey Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 Edit: No, to be fair, it made me chuckle. Quote
IX10N Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 ARE YOU ACCUSING AUSTRALIAN MEN OF HAVING SMALL PENISES!!!??you better not be <_< Quote
Avenger Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 Heidegger has been known to be very critical with himself. Quote
schadenfreude Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 Heidegger has been known to be very critical with himself.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Of himself, you mean? Quote
Monkey Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 A blonde, a brunette and a red head are talking.The brunette says "I found some cigarettes in my daughters room, I never knew she smoked"The redhead says "I found some alcohol in my daughters room, I didn't know she drinks."The blonde goes "I found a condom in my daughter's room. I didn't know she had a dick" Quote
KingSupra Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first blonde said, "I think they Quote
Lullaby Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 Two men are walking down the street...I forget the punch-line, but your mother's a whore. It's so stupid it's funny. Quote
Adrianas Llama Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 BWHAHAHAHAH!!whats short and sticky? a stick!!!! Quote
red_ed Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 Two men are walking down the street...I forget the punch-line, but your mother's a whore. It's so stupid it's funny. hahahahahahahaahahahaha (Y) Quote
Adrianas Llama Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 what if it's a long stick? <_< its a short stick! dont question the stick!! Quote
red_ed Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 I'll questioin it as much as I want....unless you're gonna hit me with it, in which case I shall cease questioning the longness of the stick Quote
Adrianas Llama Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 im gonna be ramming that stick somewhere if you ask another question! Quote
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