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How did Alessandra Ambrosio get into my thread? Inconceivable! Sooo, Models Sub forum, it appears that 2 of your five models have made it of my secret island fortress alive. No matter, the other three have to get here as well for you to defeat my evil plan. And frankly I don't think Adriana, Ana and Gisele can cut it. Ssure they can put on a bathing suit but I think they'll¨ find it takes more than a bikini to be Honey Ryder. (insert evil laughter sound effect here)
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<clap> <clap> <clap> Bravo, Baron. But if I was worried would I be gently stroking my white Persian cat in such a casual manor? Of course not. But perhaps it is time to make the stakes a little more interesting. What do you say? After all, you can't have a Bond movie without

sharks

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Yes Baron, and just to prove how serious I am, I shall now feed this meddlesome model Carman Kass to my hungry little pets. Its a pity because I loved her, but it turns out she was only after the secret formulasI keep in my titanium briefcase. No matter. She will soon be dead and my titanium briefcase is safe here with... hmm I can't seem to... I must go.

Say goodbye Carman my dear...

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OHMSS TELEGRAM

JAMES

ESTONIAN DOUBLE AGENT SPOTTED HEADING YOUR WAY TAKE CARE

:- BILL TANNER

Damn those two eds fit together so well. (But irenistiQ, if you poted your ed before B&O, and then B&O posted, I would have been all like : :chicken: )

Thank you B&O and irenistiQ

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Dr. No: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Get the %^$&*!!! off my #@$%!! lap you stupid cat! Yesman! :angry: Release another K.L.U.M clone!"

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Oh oh it is a case of MS. :kiss: :kiss: bang bang again- MAJOR BOOTHROYD HEAD Q. DEPT.

British Agent. Goes by the name of Pinder, Lucy Pinder. I think you'll find her "Double-O" credentials are very much in order:

Textbook 'Honey Ryder', I'm sure you'll agree.

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Under water demolitions expert Lujan Fernandez looks dynamite in her asbestos lined bikini. After all, whether your squeezing Semtex into the hatch of a meglomaniac's underwater fortress, or just tossing a small satchel charge into his fuel depot to create a distraction, wearing a fire-fireproof bikini says," Yeah, I take risks, but never unnecessary ones."

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A JOB FOR YOU GUYS AT Q-BRANCH=> GET TO IT AT ONCE!!!

YOURS

Admiral Sir Miles Messervy A.K.A. "M"

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Kroes Doutzen doesn't seem to be armed. Tough call but i think I've gotta let her on-- with a waver but she's on.

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WATCH YOU BACK JAMES THIS GIRL IS A BOMB [sHELL] IN OR OUT OF THE WATER=> FELIX LEITER CIA

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I figured this franchise was dead but then again I didn't figure on Frederique, who's figure is is a perfect 10 by the way (man-oh-man this is great writing).

Ms. Van der Wal has strapped on a mask, a knife a two peace bikini, but not her shoes--they appear to be strapless. Her toes are painted with the blood of her victims. She is definitely on the Island.

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Suddenly, from the Blue Lagoon... but it's not Susan wielding a deadly shark harpoon. It's Brook Shields on the isle of Dr. No and nothing is going to come between her and her Jord-- uh- mission.

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Is that a knife I see on Kristy Hinze's leg? I believe it is. Kristy is on the Island. Thanks to Miss for finding these.

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I can't believe the Alessandra Ambrosia fans let this get by me...HARRUMPF!

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