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No, I'm the real Honey Ryder


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You are all familiar with this famous picture of Ursula Andress in Dr. No. Since then there have been many, many recreations, imitations, incarnations and invocations of this theme that I bet one billion dollars that it can sustain it's own thread. Just one rule. Please post only one photo at a time so we don't burn up the thread too fast.

Are you game Mr Bond? Cue theme music.

Cast by first appearance:

Daniela Pestova

Halley Berry

Jessica Alba

Rebecca Romijn

Paulina Porizkova

Michelle Hunziker

Petra Nemcova

Laetitia Casta

Sharon (unknown)

Angelina Jolie

Alessandra Ambrosio

Christy Turlington

Adriana Karembeu

Caroline Trentini

Isabeli Fontana

Heidi Klum

Devon Aoki

Gisele B√ľndchen

Carman Kass

Octopussy (model to be named later)

Lujan Fernandez

Kroes Doutzen (with a waver no weapon)

Frederique Van der Wal

Brooke Shields

Kristy Hinze

Bar Refaeli

Magdalena Wrobe

Georgina Greenville

Kim Cloutier

Model with Big Fish (unknown)

Ana Barros

Katarina Vargas

Noemie Lenoir

Jenna Pietersen

Emma Hemming

Danielle Bux

Layla Kayleigh

Irina Sheik

Yasmin Warsame

Poison Purse Penelope aka (unknown)

Amanda Beard

Elsa Benitez

Fernandez Tavares

Valentina Zeliaeva

Aspirator Assassin (unknown model)

Krista Allen

Carla Bruni

Tori Praver

Raquel Welch

High Heels (unknown model)

Linda Vojtov

Estelle Lefebure

Adventure Model

Edita Vilkeviciute

Rei Rasmussen

Laura Sanchez'

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Dialogue from my new Jams Bond screenplay with emoticon actors

{Int: Q's Laboratory}

Q: Don't touch that James! :jimmy:

Bond: Why Q, didn't your mother teach you to share your toys? :shifty: .

Q: It's not a toy, it's a transmogrificator and it turns swiss cheese into Swiss actress Michelle Hunziker! See! :avada:

Bond: Why Q, I think you've finally invented something useful. :gocho: But why is she dressed like Honey Ryder? :cool:

Q: Why not, James. That's how I dress ALL my cheeses.... :blah:

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Dialogue from my new Jams Bond screenplay with emoticon actors

{Int: Q's Laboratory}

Q: Don't touch that James! :(

Bond: Why Q, didn't your mother teach you to share your toys? :shifty: .

Q: It's not a toy, it's a transmogrificator and it turns swiss cheese in to Swiss actress Michelle Hunziker! See! :avada:

Bond: Why Q, I think you've finally invented something useful. :gocho: But why is she dressed like Honey Ryder? :cool:

Q: Why not, James. That's how I dress ALL my cheeses.... :blah:

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Well played, agent irenistiQ. Her Majesty the Queen extends her county's deepest thanks, but remember, if you are captured your very existence will be denied! In the mean time keep your eye out for this operative. She is too calls herself Honey Ryder but we believe she is Cosican and that her last name begins with a C...

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Who is this person Sharon? I think she's a civilian attempting to assume the persona of screen goddess but we can spot a counterfeit from a mile away. Still, not bad for someone whose day job is selling the Australian business community broadband internet. I'll include her without apology.

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