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Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2007 (POST-SHOW THREAD)


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And so my friends - WERE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Forgive me. I don't have a scanner, access to breaking news, an insider, or any such inroad with which to divulge information for your voracious appetites (mine included)... So let me begin this missive with a sincere thanks to all those respective posters - those heroes who actually contributed photos and information for our delectation. I only wish I could help, that I could join in with something worthwhile other than my words.

But I hope, at least, that this is above the inane banter we sometimes have to sift through!!! Perhaps, yes, it is better to destroy than to create the inessential...

Anyway, my thoughts, they are no greater or lesser than anyone else's - ignore the number of posts: I just type when I feel the need, or have something to say (see above).

Hey - did you notice Ana Beatriz Barros wasn't there!!!

Back to the matter. I suppose we will not really know the long and short until we see the show. We have these snapshots and these all-too-brief segments of waffling reporters on "entertainment" shows who know not what they are referring to. This is not 'Dancing On Ice', Mr. Toothsome Grin. This is not 'The Apprentice', Ms. Was-Picked-To-Be-Homecoming-Queen-But Can't-Really-Compare-To-These-Glamazons-But-Smiles-Maniacally-That-Much-More-Through-This-As-A-Result...

Yes, the photos. Though we can't see the strut, or feel the vibe; we can imagine. Ah, and when the time comes play it with the sound down and crank up the music YOU wanted to hear. Much better. I can see it now. No, not telling, don't want to pigeon-hole myself.

Infact, even better. We can fast-forward through Selita, or whomever our 'bete noir' might be come December 4th. I use the unfortunate Ms Ebanks as an example, judging by the myriad posts I've read - but we all have our own. Again, I don't want to divulge to much. Needless to say it would annoy a great many.

What happened to Doutzen???

Juvenile. I know. Humour, like attraction, is very personal. We can, if we so wish, slow down Angela's predilection for that arm aloft thing, or the multitude of variations on it that have been alluded to. For me it is Inguna's smile. Radiant. Or the ferocity of certain struts. Probably, with our remotes, the show will last the same amount of time. It will just be that much more specific. We don't have to pander to the masses and make sure all boxes are ticked. Just the one's we care about. Oh, that hackneyed old adage of the box of chocolates - but tell me, is there one better? All those flavours... Scoff the ones you want until you feel queasy. Give the crap ones to Grandma (but not the toffees you bastard - you know they're no good for her teeth).

And when it's all over and you feel those pangs for 2008 - go outside and get some fresh air. Next year's Candice might be working at your local corner-shop. Highly unlikely I'll concede... But it get's me out of bed in the morning!

All the best chicos...

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And so my friends - WERE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Forgive me. I don't have a scanner, access to breaking news, an insider, or any such inroad with which to divulge information for your voracious appetites (mine included)... So let me begin this missive with a sincere thanks to all those respective posters - those heroes who actually contributed photos and information for our delectation. I only wish I could help, that I could join in with something worthwhile other than my words.

But I hope, at least, that this is above the inane banter we sometimes have to sift through!!! Perhaps, yes, it is better to destroy than to create the inessential...

Anyway, my thoughts, they are no greater or lesser than anyone else's - ignore the number of posts: I just type when I feel the need, or have something to say (see above).

Hey - did you notice Ana Beatriz Barros wasn't there!!!

Back to the matter. I suppose we will not really know the long and short until we see the show. We have these snapshots and these all-too-brief segments of waffling reporters on "entertainment" shows who know not what they are referring to. This is not 'Dancing On Ice', Mr. Toothsome Grin. This is not 'The Apprentice', Ms. Was-Picked-To-Be-Homecoming-Queen-But Can't-Really-Compare-To-These-Glamazons-But-Smiles-Maniacally-That-Much-More-Through-This-As-A-Result...

Yes, the photos. Though we can't see the strut, or feel the vibe; we can imagine. Ah, and when the time comes play it with the sound down and crank up the music YOU wanted to hear. Much better. I can see it now. No, not telling, don't want to pigeon-hole myself.

Infact, even better. We can fast-forward through Selita, or whomever our 'bete noir' might be come December 4th. I use the unfortunate Ms Ebanks as an example, judging by the myriad posts I've read - but we all have our own. Again, I don't want to divulge to much. Needless to say it would annoy a great many.

What happened to Doutzen???

Juvenile. I know. Humour, like attraction, is very personal. We can, if we so wish, slow down Angela's predilection for that arm aloft thing, or the multitude of variations on it that have been alluded to. For me it is Inguna's smile. Radiant. Or the ferocity of certain struts. Probably, with our remotes, the show will last the same amount of time. It will just be that much more specific. We don't have to pander to the masses and make sure all boxes are ticked. Just the one's we care about. Oh, that hackneyed old adage of the box of chocolates - but tell me, is there one better? All those flavours... Scoff the ones you want until you feel queasy. Give the crap ones to Grandma (but not the toffees you bastard - you know they're no good for her teeth).

And when it's all over and you feel those pangs for 2008 - go outside and get some fresh air. Next year's Candice might be working at your local corner-shop. Highly unlikely I'll concede... But it get's me out of bed in the morning!

All the best chicos...

This is the best post I have ever read on this thread. AnaBBarrosFan is right, you really should post more often.

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