Aw thank you dahlin!

Joker for President

Hi. As promised, i'm here again to do the dirty job i mentioned above.

No introduction needed. Heidi Klum, somebody needs to burry her alive. Note that it would take a few rounds to capture that high pitch-voice ***** and you might have to re-burry her again and again as she has been multiplied to thousands of copies by Edward Razek (VS chief). She's everywhere. I saw her at the beginning of the show when she just woke up. I saw her on stage cursing in German with Seal (or was she singing ?!!). I saw her pretending to be a retarded newbie at the contest where the judges were having a tea party (or something like that). God dammit, even when the camera cut to Miranda i still saw Heidi in the back talking to someone. And as if she hadn't f*ck me enough, there we go "Santa baby, i've really been....". F*CK!!! I even heard she'll star in the new movie : MATRIX - BITCHES RELOADED. We're doomed!!!!

The music sucks hairy ass. If i had known what kind of music they played, i would have recorded my boyfriend's armpit farting and sended it to them. At least it helps the audience realize what are they listening to. Well, after all, this is my fault so my apology, everyone.

Adriana Lima. I thought i was done with her long time ago since she looked quite tamed recently, but NO. I was wrong. She only pretended to be tamed to store her ridiculous-gesture-power little by little, and when i wasn't looking, she loaded it all at once into my face. I was fully hurted by that "hey my boobs are in heart-shape" gesture. Sorry Adriana, your heart-shape boobies aren't unique, mine are in compass shape. If we have a boob-to-boob fight, i'll win.

And sh*t, i'm late for my badminton class.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahhahahahaahahaha!!! :rofl:

oh my gosh!!! this is like... 1% of a damn iceberg!!! hahahahahahaaha!

I didn't much like the show last year, but I think Aless from last year was 100times better than this year. Which is sad, she was so sexy and energetic last year, the best of the show IMO. But at least she didn't pull a Lima and look mildly retarded/insane. xD *knows that comment is gonna get her in trouble.*

i agree with you. the show last year waas better and it wasn't even all that great. and Ale definitely looked better in 06

hmmm... whats that smell....

crazy fan CATFIGHT!!!!

hey cyp... i would love you more than ever if you made me a Behati gif....

Damn, a bunch of haters in this thread. I'll admit, I don't know all the ins and outs about modeling, but the women did look hot as hell. And that's all that matters to me. I mean, sure some of the women may have not had the right walk or whatever, but no need to crucify them right? That's just not nice.

biggest pet peeve everrrrrrrrrr-

as mentioned before Heidi klum being everywhere. sorry it's not just about her and her husband. it's really annoying that Seal has to be in every damn show now. he's not that entertaining. sorry

another one-angela lindval-someone needs to tie her hands together. she looked possessed and weird and she does the same damn gestures in every show in every walk and it looks so stupid i just want to reach out and slap her.

didn't like the fact that it didn't look much like a modeling show. just models doing whatever they want on the catwalk-waving, pointing, doing other random things. i think there should be a limit to that because it seriously is looking more like a circus merely for entertainment and not a FASHION SHOW. i liked karolina -she had just the right amount of poise and flirt in her walk. others went wayyyyyyyy overboard.

I think Heidi is really funny and I liked her for the most part, but I agree, there was waay too much of her in the show. Seal was cool once, but I just don't think he should be there again... and again. Sorry.

-Angela's arm thing bothers me, but she makes up for it by the way her slinks down the runway. Very strong, but still so sexy. She should tone down the flailing, but at the same time, she's been doing that forever. Not like a crap-load of girls who just started doing that and looked like idiots.

OH! I almost forgot. Did anyone notice that Selita did not behave act like a dumbass on the runway?! She actually did pretty good, for not being the best of the bunch (far from it actually). The fact that she's calmed down and stopped doing a 100 mini poses at the end of the catwalk helped a lot IMO.

Sorry it took soo long. These are my first GIFs using CS3 so half the time I didn't

know what the heck I was doing Anyways, enjoy you guys and don't forget credits!

AnaBBarrosFan -

AnthonyDeOliveira -

Buhlack7 -

DizzyMissLizzy -

Liv4Beauty -

Sam12 -

Put 150 x 96 as the dimensions when you update your avatar.

Is it possible Cypress if you could make me a Hana gif in the age of elegance segement? I posted this request in the avi/sig request thread but forgot to post it here

I LOVE YOU CYPRESS :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Eeek! I LOVE you cypress!

Thank you so much.

oh cyp i love love LOVE you!!!

The show was boring as hell. The music was absolutely terrible. And a certain Brazilian looked crazy with all her arms flailing and lame poses. In fact, all the models' arms up in the air/pointing was rather dumb. Moving on...

Celine, Sam & AnaBBFan - You're all welcome

Destiny- It's actually the Room Antique segment But I'll start making it now

And Celine, you need to put 150x96 as the dimension coz it looks weird right now

ohhh... hahaha! OK!!! i'm retarded about these things! hahaha!

Thank you Cypress!!!!

The worst VSFS ever!

MY TOP TEN OF HORRORS

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9. Julia is out of place. She has nothing to do with this Freak Show.

8. The 2-minutes-long reality show and the winner of it. Next year will they choose random a lady of the audience?

7. I love Marisa but when she appeared on the runway it was like someone turned the screen from 4:3 to 16:9

6. THE BELL ahahahahhahahahahahhahaha poorstammy

5. The Music. Awful.

4. The Crowd. SHUT UP!!! and models! dont encourage them!

3. heidi's last wings opening like a peacock-robocop

2. Jessica White's rude walk. Did she want to cause an earthquake?

1. no Ana

10 THINGS I LIKED

10. cyp's avatar assembly line

9. the clips of past shows

8. i wish to be that chair

7. adriana's resurrection

6. PINK segment: the girls were veryvery hot.

5. now i know Candice Swanepoel exists and my life is better

4. Karolina is still the best. A great talent wasted.

3. Inguna

2. Inguna

1. Inguna

Destiny- It's actually the Room Antique segment But I'll start making it now

haha oops! Next time I should read what I wrote before clicking the reply button

Thank you so much girl!

Marisa Miller's boobs were the best hands down.

Well i found out the VSFS '07 will be on the CW on

Tuesday 9/8c

Just in case some people have missed it.